History Forum / General / British History / January 2006

stinpy died in a fire and his body was burned pretty bad. The morgue needed
someone to identify the body, so his two best friends, cornFLAKE and mennis
were
sent for. cornFLAKE went in and the mortician pulled back the sheet.
cornFLAKE
said,
Yup, he's burnt pretty bad. Roll him over." The mortician rolled him over,
and
cornFLAKE said, "Nope, ain't stinpy". The mortician thought that was rather
strange.
Then he brought mennis in to identify the body.  took a look at him and
aid, "Yup, he's burnt real bad, roll him over. The mortician rolled him
over and
mennis said, "No, it ain't stinpy". The mortician asked, "How can you tell?"
mennis said, "Well, stinpy had two a.sholes".
"What? He had two a.sholes?" said the mortician.

"Yup, everyone in town knew he had two a.sholes. Every time we went to
town,
folks would say, "Here comes stinpy with two a.sholes".