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History Forum / General / British History / October 2006Kate Middleton & Victoria Beckham
Kate Middleton, Prince William's girlfriend, is a bit on the chubby side. Probably too much Yorkshire pudding and roast beef. http://images.scotsman.com/2005/12/17/1712kateb.jpg Victoria Beckham is simply over the hill as a "classic beauty"... Attractive -- But No Classic Beauty. DSH Veritas Vos Liberabit <snip> TROLL ALERT ----------------------- The above posting is a waste of space and bandwidth, you are requested to ignore it totally. if however you really MUST respond remove sci.military.naval from the headers. Do NOT feed the Trolls, one warning is enough, further messages only reinforce the desire for attention that provides motivation. > Kate Middleton, Prince William's girlfriend, is a bit on the chubby side. > [quoted text clipped - 5 lines] > > Attractive -- But No Classic Beauty. Spencer.... You've got to remember the requirements of the post she would potential fill.... After all, the RF's but a breeding form, insuring ample heir and a standby supply of Mids/Subalterns to be dispatched to demonstrate commitment in time of conflict. Guillum's ma turned out to be a bad choice, anorexic, flightly and overly concerned with the downtrodden, and not much of a horsewoman or shot either. The plump red-headed one, selected at the calf auction Number Two son, was cute enough and had the requisite withers for a breeder, but in retrospect needed either a randy regiment of dragoons or a large supply of sweets to keep her satisfied. This time around, their looking for a nice sizeable heifer, broad in the loins, able to drop a calf in the pasture and lead it home a'suckle, complacent and roomy enough to take the vet's full arm up her quim to check for dry rot and death watch beetles. TMO >> Kate Middleton, Prince William's girlfriend, is a bit on the chubby side. >> [quoted text clipped - 26 lines] > complacent and roomy enough to take the vet's full arm up her quim to > check for dry rot and death watch beetles. This reminds me of many MANY years ago I worked for an Oncologist transplant from England. One day as he was following me down the hallway, he slapped me on the butt and remarked, "Good breeding stock!" I asked him later what *that* was supposed to mean. He said that I had the right size of pelvis, that's all; he meant it as a compliment ... ehem ... Of course, such an act would *not* be admissible today's more p.c. workforce! - nilita [SHM trimmed.] >>> Kate Middleton, Prince William's girlfriend, is a bit on the chubby side. >>> [quoted text clipped - 36 lines] > Of course, such an act would *not* be admissible today's more p.c. > workforce! You have to admit, it is slightly more acceptable than "Coo lumme, you've got a great arse!"  SignatureAndrew Chaplin SIT MIHI GLADIUS SICUT SANCTO MARTINO (If you're going to e-mail me, you'll have to get "yourfinger." out.) > [SHM trimmed.] > [quoted text clipped - 43 lines] > You have to admit, it is slightly more acceptable than "Coo lumme, you've > got a great arse!" He was of the "Upper Crust", as was one of the other U.K. transplants whose wife (and I mentioned this story some months ago) remarked "Ay! No thanks! In England we feed these to the pigs!" I was offering the guests corn on the cob at a ranch BBQ in Calgary, Alberta. - nilita >>> Kate Middleton, Prince William's girlfriend, is a bit on the chubby >>> side. [quoted text clipped - 40 lines] > > - nilita ...anyone that has gone to Carleton will know of Dr. Bellamy who taught medieval studies. After I had my third son, he toasted me in class and told me I would have made a great wife for a King. One for the title, one for the church and one for the army.... Glad I could be so accomondating...(and there is something to be said for hip size when the boys come out upside down and backwards like two of mine did...) "La Nilita" is simply telling us she is fat again -- and trying to make a virtue out of it. Of COURSE Canadian women who just sit around during those long, cold winters and stuff themselves with chocolates and poutine will get fat -- and fatter. DSH | >> Kate Middleton, Prince William's girlfriend, is a bit on the chubby | >> side. [quoted text clipped - 39 lines] | | - nilita > "La Nilita" is simply telling us she is fat again -- and trying to make a > virtue out of it. [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > and stuff themselves with chocolates and poutine will get fat -- and > fatter. ...and our men love us for that! >> "La Nilita" is simply telling us she is fat again -- and trying to make a >> virtue out of it. [quoted text clipped - 5 lines] > > ...and our men love us for that! Yup. And we're all the more becoming if we can wash down all that poutine and chocolate with a half-sack o' beer ... *burp* ...%) - nilita Deeeeeelightful! Suspicions Confirmed... BOTH "Sheila J." and "La Nilita" are WALRUSES. 'Nuff Said. And Renia & Celia Too? DSH | >> "La Nilita" is simply telling us she is fat again -- and trying to make | >> a virtue out of it. [quoted text clipped - 9 lines] | | - nilita > Deeeeeelightful! > [quoted text clipped - 5 lines] > > And Renia & Celia Too? Sheila, I think Hines would be a much happier man if he had a bit o' muktuk in his diet .... - nilita >> Deeeeeelightful! >> [quoted text clipped - 10 lines] > > - nilita ...he couldn't handle a poutine-eating, hortons-drinking Canadian woman... > Deeeeeelightful! > [quoted text clipped - 5 lines] > > And Renia & Celia Too? Me? I'm a dragon. Fair Enough... DSH | > Deeeeeelightful! | > [quoted text clipped - 7 lines] | | Me? I'm a dragon. As Breeders? Looking like WALRUSES? DSH | > "La Nilita" is simply telling us she is fat again -- and trying to make | > a virtue out of it. [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] | | ...and our men love us for that! > As Breeders? > > Looking like WALRUSES? > > DSH what is wrong with being a walrus? They mate for life and are warm, cuddly and have great mustaches. I'll take the comparison anyday! >> As Breeders? >> [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] > what is wrong with being a walrus? They mate for life and are warm, cuddly > and have great mustaches. I'll take the comparison anyday! Keeping our mates warm in winter is a sensual survival tool in the Great White North! - nilita "Sheila J." and her "husband" actually refer to each OTHER as WALRUSES. I kid you not. Hilarious! Marvelous Zoo Animals... "Sheila J." now admits she has a moustache. Deeeeelightful! DSH | > As Breeders? | > [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] | what is wrong with being a walrus? They mate for life and are warm, cuddly | and have great mustaches. I'll take the comparison anyday! > "Sheila J." and her "husband" actually refer to each OTHER as WALRUSES. > [quoted text clipped - 9 lines] > > DSH ...absolutely. He is my walrus and I'm his walrus. ....you just keep dreaming about me, Mr. Hines. >> "Sheila J." and her "husband" actually refer to each OTHER as WALRUSES. >> [quoted text clipped - 13 lines] > > ....you just keep dreaming about me, Mr. Hines. Ahhh ... let's all sing along the old Beatles Classic ... "I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together. I am the walrus ... goo goo g'joob ....." Indeed. A Complacent Heifer To Breed An Heir & A Spare. DSH | > Kate Middleton, Prince William's girlfriend, is a bit on the chubby side. | > [quoted text clipped - 28 lines] | | TMO |
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