Deirdre Sholto Douglas is, of course, ALSO a porker -- as a photo she once
had posted at her webpage clearly revealed.
Deirdre The Porker has since REMOVED that photograph from the her webpage --
for quite obvious reasons.
http://www.mesg.anl.gov/Deirdre.html
Yes, that's the CORRECT URL -- the same one I had in the first post.
Deirdre The Porker has been LYING about THAT too.
Further, OF COURSE she has control over whether her PHOTO is posted on her
own webpage.
So, she's LYING about THAT too.
Two OTHER women colleagues of Deirdre The Porker, made of stronger stuff --
from a character standpoint -- have NOT been afraid to post their photos on
their webpages -- and they BOTH seem to be attractive women. Vide infra.
http://www.mesg.anl.gov/Skelly.html
http://www.mesg.anl.gov/kelly.htm
In fact ALL the other staffers have their photos on display ON THEIR OWN
WEBPAGES, male and female:
However, Deirdre The Porker DOES have a photo on display at the Home Page
noted infra:
Hilarious! She missed that one.
http://www.mesg.anl.gov/
Scroll Down For It...
HOW SWEET IT IS!
She is CERTAINLY not a starveling trout -- more like a corpulent grouper.
And a congenital bottom feeder and dweller as well -- to be sure.
'Nuff Said About Deirdre The Porker.
But, As A More General Rule:
Porkers DO Like To Hide Their Porkiness & Porkitude -- Whenever Possible.
DSH
Lux et Veritas et Libertas
Veni, Vidi, Calcitravi Asinum
"Deirdre Sholto Douglas" <finch.enteract@rcn.com> wrote in message
news:4561F3A1.AB5445F8@rcn.com...
>> References to a woman's weight are
>> traditionally off limits in most civilized venues,...
Some Other Pogue
> Well, in _adult_ venues they are, it's my understanding
> they're still quite in vogue at most kindergartens.
"Deirdre Sholto Douglas" <finch.enteract@rcn.com> wrote in message
news:4562061B.E10C2324@rcn.com...
> "D. Spencer Hines" wrote:
>>
>> Deirdre Sholto Douglas is, of course, ALSO a porker -- as a photo she
>> once had posted at her webpage clearly revealed.
>>
>> Deirdre The Porker has since REMOVED that photograph from her webpage --
>> for
>> quite obvious reasons.
>
> I have no control of [sic] that site and you, lackwit,
> have the wrong URL. Quelle surprise.
>
> Thank you, however, for rising to the bait like
> starveling [sic] trout and illustrating my point.
>
> Deirdre
D. Spencer Hines - 21 Nov 2006 00:49 GMT
1. It is QUITE true I have never dated anyone but beautiful women.
2. It is also QUITE true that Gwyneth Paltrow is NOT a Porker -- or even a
porker.
http://www.shallowhalmovie.com/story.html
3. Leticia Cluff is ALSO a PORKER?
Hilarious!
DSH
http://www.shallowhalmovie.com/story.html
'Nuff Said.
DSH
Veritas Vos Liberabit
> On Mon, 20 Nov 2006 19:17:14 -0000, "D. Spencer Hines"
> <poguemidden@hotmail.com> wrote:
[quoted text clipped - 32 lines]
>
> Tish
Tiglath - 21 Nov 2006 01:43 GMT
> Deirdre Sholto Douglas is, of course, ALSO a porker -- as a photo she once
> had posted at her webpage clearly revealed.
>
> Deirdre The Porker has since REMOVED that photograph from the her
> webpage -- for quite obvious reasons.
Dreary is really quite something, she is built like a tank.
She always reminds me of Irma Bunt, Ernst Stavro Blofeld's assistant.
But enough romance.
Dreary is more like a mountain midwife, chopping wood and plowing the earth
between jobs.
And to think that some poor guy starts his day by looking at that face first
thing in the morning...
> http://www.mesg.anl.gov/
>
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>
> Porkers DO Like To Hide Their Porkiness & Porkitude -- Whenever Possible.
If there is enough silk or canvas at hand.
D. Spencer Hines - 21 Nov 2006 02:11 GMT
<G>
Irma Bunt indeed.
Ilse Steppat, born in Barmen [now Wuppertal] Germany.
"Her only English language role was as Irma Bunt in the James Bond film "On
Her Majesty's Secret Service" (1969). She was not able to enjoy her new
success. She died of a heart attack less than a week after that film's
release."
Unfortunately, Porkers often get taken off by bad hearts.
Vide infra.
DSH
>> Deirdre Sholto Douglas is, of course, ALSO a porker -- as a photo she
>> once had posted at her webpage clearly revealed.
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>
> If there is enough silk or canvas at hand.
Or Fluffy Cotton...
DSH
Tiglath - 21 Nov 2006 02:29 GMT
Correction:
"Dreary is really quite something, she is built like a tank"
I didn't mean one of those lissome weapons that can haul hull at 50 mph,
like the Abrams Main Battle Tank.
I meant "tank" as in water tank, as found in dry dusty villages.
> <G>
>
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>
> DSH
Renia - 21 Nov 2006 03:13 GMT
Deirdre doesn't look like a porker to me. And what would it matter if
she was? The Great Churchill was a supreme porker and you love him.
> Deirdre Sholto Douglas is, of course, ALSO a porker -- as a photo she once
> had posted at her webpage clearly revealed.
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>>
>>Deirdre
La N - 21 Nov 2006 03:23 GMT
> Deirdre doesn't look like a porker to me. And what would it matter if she
> was? The Great Churchill was a supreme porker and you love him.
Speaking of porkers, by all reports, Hines himself is a big towering fat
orange haired mealy mouth excuse of a human bean. I think he is working out
his own zaftig issues through 24/7 attacks on Usenet wimmin. And btw, all
this time he spends on wimmin in usenet is time he doesn't spend with his
own wife. Wazzup widdat?
- nilita
The Highlander - 21 Nov 2006 17:50 GMT
>> Deirdre doesn't look like a porker to me. And what would it matter if she
>> was? The Great Churchill was a supreme porker and you love him.
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>
>- nilita
Pity the poor woman. It must be like having leprosy living with you.
As for Hines, I gather he epitomises the American military male. It
explains so much.
The Highlander
Faodaidh nach ionann na beachdan anns
an post seo agus beachdan a' Ghàidheil.
The views expressed in this post are
not necessarily those of The Highlander.
Jeff Crowell - 21 Nov 2006 19:23 GMT
> As for Hines, I gather he epitomises the American military male. It
> explains so much.
You gather wrong, which also explains much.
Jeff
Sheila J - 21 Nov 2006 21:07 GMT
>>> Deirdre doesn't look like a porker to me. And what would it matter if
>>> she
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> As for Hines, I gather he epitomises the American military male. It
> explains so much.
Not in the least...I hope! My great-uncle is an one star with the US
army -flew during three wars and he is the epitome of culture, courage and
class. He would sooner cut off his arm before he would ever insult a
woman -and especially insults based on physical characteristics. My uncle
Robert is 'an officer and a gentleman' and is the type of man I like to
think of when I do envision the 'american military male'. Hines is a fluke,
I am happy to say!
> The Highlander
>
> Faodaidh nach ionann na beachdan anns
> an post seo agus beachdan a' Ghàidheil.
> The views expressed in this post are
> not necessarily those of The Highlander.
BlackBeard - 21 Nov 2006 21:37 GMT
> As for Hines, I gather he epitomises the American military male. It
> explains so much.
Only if you also think Willie the janitor on the Simpsons epitomises
the Scottish Male. Such blanket insults should be beneath you.
BB
I guess everyone has some mountain to climb,
it's just fate whether you live in Tibet or Kansas...
William Black - 21 Nov 2006 21:40 GMT
>> As for Hines, I gather he epitomises the American military male. It
>> explains so much.
>
> Only if you also think Willie the janitor on the Simpsons epitomises
> the Scottish Male.
You mean he doesn't!
Goodness I am surprised...

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William Black
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe.
Barbeques on fire by the chalets past the castle headland
I watched the gift shops glitter in the darkness off the Newborough gate
All these moments will be lost in time, like icecream on the beach
Time for tea.
Josiah Jenkins - 22 Nov 2006 03:59 GMT
>>> As for Hines, I gather he epitomises the American military male. It
>>> explains so much.
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>
>Goodness I am surprised...
You've never ventured North of Glasgow then ?
They all speak like that in Milingavie !
-- jjj
William Black - 22 Nov 2006 19:33 GMT
>>>> As for Hines, I gather he epitomises the American military male. It
>>>> explains so much.
[quoted text clipped - 8 lines]
> You've never ventured North of Glasgow then ?
> They all speak like that in Milingavie !
Inverness was as far north as I've ever been.
I was invited to Saxa Vord once but didn't go...

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William Black
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe.
Barbeques on fire by the chalets past the castle headland
I watched the gift shops glitter in the darkness off the Newborough gate
All these moments will be lost in time, like icecream on the beach
Time for tea.
Paul J. Adam - 22 Nov 2006 19:56 GMT
>> You've never ventured North of Glasgow then ?
>> They all speak like that in Milingavie !
>
>Inverness was as far north as I've ever been.
>
>I was invited to Saxa Vord once but didn't go...
I enjoyed Inverness, back in 1991 anyway. Furthest north I've done (on
land) is Stornoway; only there for an overnighter, which was quite long
enough. People and place both pleasant... just very little of it.

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The Highlander - 22 Nov 2006 13:41 GMT
>>> As for Hines, I gather he epitomises the American military male. It
>>> explains so much.
[quoted text clipped - 5 lines]
>
>Goodness I am surprised...
Some day, William, you will go too far...
The Highlander
Faodaidh nach ionann na beachdan anns
an post seo agus beachdan a' Ghàidheil.
The views expressed in this post are
not necessarily those of The Highlander.
The Highlander - 22 Nov 2006 13:40 GMT
>> As for Hines, I gather he epitomises the American military male. It
>> explains so much.
>
> Only if you also think Willie the janitor on the Simpsons epitomises
>the Scottish Male. Such blanket insults should be beneath you.
Well they're not.
If I say "friendly fire", would that make things any clearer?
>BB
>
>I guess everyone has some mountain to climb,
>it's just fate whether you live in Tibet or Kansas...
The Highlander
Faodaidh nach ionann na beachdan anns
an post seo agus beachdan a' Ghàidheil.
The views expressed in this post are
not necessarily those of The Highlander.
D. Spencer Hines - 22 Nov 2006 00:37 GMT
What is your criteria? [sic]
Sheila J.
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Wrong!
Ungrammatical English Sentence.
'Nuff Said.
DSH
D. Spencer Hines - 23 Nov 2006 19:36 GMT
_Ad Hominems_ are frequently employed and observed in the wild and the Real
World because they WORK.
That's why they are so frequently used in Political Campaigns, often quite
successfully.
Character Is Destiny...
So, it's ALWAYS important to know the FACTS about a man's or woman's
CHARACTER -- doing that involves publishing _Ad Hominems_.
That's Why We See So Many Of Them On USENET -- as in the recent EXPOSURE of
Pogue Highgonader as a fraud, a liar and a charlatan.
_Ad Hominems_ have also been used successfully against John Kerry in the
Presidential Election of 2004 and against George Bush in the Congressional
Elections of 2006.
'Nuff Said.
DSH
Lux et Veritas et Libertas
Deus Vult
D. Spencer Hines - 25 Nov 2006 02:41 GMT
>The late Lord Lovat (Simon Fraser, 17th baron) told this legend to a
>number of the men he served with in WWII.
Pogue Black
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No.
Pogue Black has forgotten about the attainder.
Pogue Black Needs To Hasten To A Library And Consult _The Complete Peerage_.
Simon Christopher Joseph Fraser, DSO, MC (9 July 1911 - 16 March 1995) is
the 15th Lord Lovat. "Shimi".
<http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simon_Fraser%2C_15th_Lord_Lovat>
"Shimi" is commonly referred to as the 17th Lord Lovat -- but that's
WRONG -- because of the attainder due to the 11th Lord's role in "The 45"
and at Culloden, which Pogue Black has forgotten.
Scots often get this wrong too.
The 11th Lord Fraser is reportedly the last man in Britain to be beheaded on
Tower Hill, London -- in 1747.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simon_Fraser%2C_11th_Lord_Lovat
Dulce et decorum est pro patria mori.
Shades of Nathan Hale, Yale 1773, -- in the American Tradition, in 1776 --
also perhaps keyed by Horace and Joseph Addison.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nathan_Hale
Pogue Bryn Fraser The Scot can no doubt tell us more.
But, for the nonce, we see that Pogue Black can't even cut the mustard when
it comes to British History and the Peers of the Realm.
Peter Lawford played the role of Lord Lovat in _The Longest Day_ -- an
excellent film.
DSH
Lux et Veritas et Libertas
Veritas Vos Liberabit
Veni, Vidi, Calcitravi Asinum
D. Spencer Hines - 25 Nov 2006 18:04 GMT
Peter Lawford did an excellent job of portraying Lord Lovat, a Real Scot --
unlike Pogue Highgonader -- in _The Longest Day_.
DSH
--------------------------------------------------------------
The Royal Descent of Peter Lawford
The following is taken from pages 192-193 from The Royal Descents of 500
Immigrants by Gary Boyd Roberts, Genealogical Publishing Company, Baltimore,
1993.
1. Edward III, King of England, d.1377 = Philippa of Hainault
2. Edmund of Langley, 1st Duke of York = Isabel of Castile
3. Constance Plantagenet = Thomas le Despencer, 1st Earl of Gloucester
4. (illegitimate by Edmund Holand, 4th Earl of Kent) Eleanor Holand = James
Touchet (or Audley), 2nd Baron Audley
5. Constance Touchet (or Audley) = Robert Whitney
6. Eleanor Whitney = John Puleston
7. Jane Puleston = Sir William Griffith
8. Mary Griffith = Sir Randall Brereton
9. Jane Brereton = Nicholas Robinson, Bishop of Bangor
10. Piers Robinson alias Norris = Margaret Fowke
11. Eleanor Robinson alias Norris = John Maudit
12. Isaac Maudit = Elizabeth Berryman
13. Jasper Maudit = Elizabeth King
14. Elizabeth Maudit = Thomas Wright
15. Anne Wright = Samuel Lawford
16. Samuel Lawford = Margaret Sarah Acland
17. Thomas Acland Lawford = Janet Turing Bruce
18. [Lieutenant General] Sir Sydney Turing Barlow Lawford = Mrs. May
Somerville Bunny Cooper Aylen
19. Peter (Sydney Ernest [Aylen, later]) Lawford, known as Peter Lawford
(1923-1984) of California, actor = (1) Patricia Kennedy, daughter of Joseph
Patrick Kennedy, the financier and diplomat, and sister of John Fitzgerald
Kennedy, 35th U.S. President, of Robert Francis Kennedy, U.S. Senator and
Attorney-General, of Edward Moore Kennedy, U.S. Senator, and of Mrs.
(Robert) Sargent Shriver, Jr. (Eunice Mary Kennedy), wife of the Democratic
vice-presidential candidate in 1972; (2) Mary Anne Rowan; (3) Deborah Gould;
(4) Patricia Seaton.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Other Interesting Genealogical Information on Peter Lawford
The Following is taken from _Peter Lawford: The Man Who Kept the Secrets_,
by
James Spada, August 1992.
Peter Lawford's name given at birth was Peter Sydney Ernest Aylen. Both of
his parents were married to other people.
His father, Sir Sydney Turing Barlow Lawford was born on November 16, 1865
in Tumbridge Wells, Kent, England. His first marriage was on September 30,
1893 at St. Paul's Church in Knightsbridge to Ms. Lillian Maud Cass, who
died on November 26, 1900. His second marriage was on May 20, 1914 in
London, England to Muriel Williams, daughter of Hartley Williams who was
also married to Jessie Lawford, Sydney's sister.
Peter's mother, May Somerville Bunny was born on November 4, 1883 in London,
England to Frank William Bunny and his wife Caroline Stanley Todd. Her first
marriage was on July 1, 1902 at St. Peter's Church in Ealing to the China
born Henry Ashley Cooper, who later committed suicide on January 5, 1905.
Her second marriage was on November 1, 1906 at St. Jude's Church in Portsea
to Ernest Vaughan Aylen son of Samuel Aylen.
Peter Sydney Ernest Aylen was born on September 7, 1923 in London, England.
His mother's divorce from Ernest Aylen was granted on October 9, 1923 and
his father's divorce from Muriel (Williams) Lawford was granted on November
2, 1923. Sydney and May were then married on September 11, 1924 in London,
England. Peter's last name was then changed from Aylen to Lawford.
Peter Lawford died on December 24, 1984 in Los Angeles, California of
Cirrhosis of the Liver.
D. Spencer Hines - 26 Nov 2006 01:53 GMT
THAT'S why one should TOP POST -- as smart people do.
Put the NEW STUFF at the TOP of the post -- like this.
It saves everyone LOTS of time.
DSH
Veritas Vos Liberabit
>>> - la nilita, desde el convento de buenzas cervezas ...%)
>> It's too bad you can't be appointed moderator of all usenet.
>
> I had to scroll down 599 lines for that???
D. Spencer Hines - 26 Nov 2006 02:53 GMT
No, I didn't say Deirdre was descended from Queen Victoria through ANY
line -- certainly not that one.
The female lines often turn out to be most fascinating and fun to tease out.
Don't forget the Marquesses of Queensberry....
And:
John Charles Sholto Douglas, 22nd Earl of Morton, was born in 1927 -- for
what it's worth -- hardly too early to be a descendant of Queen Victoria,
who was born in 1819. <G>
Isn't this fun, Victoria?
Enjoy!
DSH
Fortem Posce Animum
>> Well, she's not descended from Queen Victoria through that line. George
>> Sholto Douglas (17th Earl of Morton) was born some 30 years before
>> Victoria. The Douglases, of course, were Scots.
D. Spencer Hines - 29 Nov 2006 17:20 GMT
Absolutely Correct!
Sheila J. deserves a Round of Applause, a great big steaming plate of
POUTINE -- and an accrued few more pounds of blubber.
DSH
> I had to LOL the other day when I posted a message to the thread "Sheila
> J. Adds a Few More Pounds" from Google Groups. Evidently one can rate
[quoted text clipped - 4 lines]
>
> - nilita