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Renia - 26 Jan 2007 13:25 GMT
Hi peeps. Late on parade. Went to the French Riviera for Christmas
(highly recommended), came back for New Year and found we had no
internet. And no phone. Do you wanna hear the story?

No? OK, well you're going to, anyway.

Rang Ote on 2nd Jan. We'll come tomorrow, they said. Or the day after.
Then they a wide area of this part of Athens had no phones. It would be
sorted tomorrow. Or the next day. Well, maybe everyone else was, but we
weren't. They came to us a fortnight later, on the same day my neighbour
in this apartment told me they had no phone, either. Ran upstairs. They
had no phone. On three successive days, Ote came three times. One said
it was an electrical problem and we need an electrician. The electrician
said it was an Ote problem. So an Ote man put in a new wire from the
street to the house, and charged us for it. Nice little earner.

The cable had been mowed by the gardener and it was damp. He's always
mowing cables. Few of the outside lights work and the magic gate doesn't
work. Still, eh.

But still had no internet, and neither did downstairs. That was a
fortnight ago. Both the neighbour and us contacted Ote to say we still
had no internet. She was fixed instantly from the Ote end. We weren't.
Ote said our connection was alright their end. The original Ote men and
the electrician all said our connection was alright this end. But we
still had no internet.

Every day we rang Ote and they began giving us the engineers' number.
But no one answered that number on several successive days. They'll come
soon, we were told. We had been told several times we were an emergency
and that they would be here very soon. But they never came. I couldn't
really go out, just in case. Eventually, on Monday, we were told that
Ote would come today, Friday, because we had registered our problem on
the 15th January (oh no we hadn't, we'd registered it on 2nd) and they
were still only dealing with problems registered on the 8th.

Anyway, the Ote man came today. My we box had been reset, he said,
looking at me accusingly. So it needed to be re-whatnotted, which he
did. He was gone within 20 minutes, leaving me to face several thousand
trashy emails about undelivered mail. (Anyone else get those?)

So the long and the short is, that we had to wait a fortnight for Ote to
repair a problem which Ote had caused. The only person who could have
reset the box in his numerous twiddlings, was the malaka who turned up
on the 15th, or whenever it was.

So, I'm back. What's been happening? How did the meeting in Vancouver
go? Did we all have an excellent Christmas? Have we all had a better
start to the New Year than I have?

The only good thing about being offline for so long, is that I've done
quite a bit of work!

Now, where shall I crosspost this?
Josiah Jenkins - 27 Jan 2007 00:01 GMT
Whilst perusing Usenet on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 15:25:42 +0200, I read
these words from Renia <renia@DELETEotenet.gr> :
<snip>

>Now, where shall I crosspost this?

alt.test ?
The Highlander - 27 Jan 2007 03:00 GMT
>Whilst perusing Usenet on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 15:25:42 +0200, I read
>these words from Renia <renia@DELETEotenet.gr> :
[quoted text clipped - 3 lines]
>
>alt.test ?

I think that life without Renia has proved beneficial in its own
right.

The Highlander

Faodaidh nach ionann na beachdan anns
an post seo agus beachdan a' Ghàidheil.
The views expressed in this post are  
not necessarily those of The Highlander.
D. Spencer Hines - 27 Jan 2007 03:46 GMT
As usual, Pogue Highgonader is:

Dead Wrong.

Renia is our Greek Goddess.

DSH

> I think that life without Renia has proved beneficial in its own
> right.
>
> The Highlander
The Highlander - 27 Jan 2007 15:02 GMT
>As usual, Pogue Highgonader is:
>
>Dead Wrong.
>
>Renia is our Greek Goddess.

Your poor taste has already been noted.

>DSH
>
>> I think that life without Renia has proved beneficial in its own
>> right.
>>
>> The Highlander

The Highlander

Faodaidh nach ionann na beachdan anns
an post seo agus beachdan a' Ghàidheil.
The views expressed in this post are  
not necessarily those of The Highlander.
Renia - 28 Jan 2007 00:12 GMT
> As usual, Pogue Highgonader is:
>
> Dead Wrong.
>
> Renia is our Greek Goddess.

Thank you. You are so kind.

> DSH
>
>>I think that life without Renia has proved beneficial in its own
>>right.
>>
>>The Highlander
D. Spencer Hines - 28 Jan 2007 00:59 GMT
You are most welcome -- I always try to be kind.

Which Goddess are you -- Aphrodite?

DSH

>> As usual, Pogue Highgonader is:
>>
[quoted text clipped - 10 lines]
>>>
>>>The Highlander
Renia - 28 Jan 2007 02:09 GMT
> You are most welcome -- I always try to be kind.
>
> Which Goddess are you -- Aphrodite?

Gosh. Go on, which one do you think?

> DSH
>
[quoted text clipped - 12 lines]
>>>>
>>>>The Highlander
Josiah Jenkins - 28 Jan 2007 02:30 GMT
Whilst perusing Usenet on Sun, 28 Jan 2007 04:09:45 +0200, I read
these words from Renia <renia@DELETEotenet.gr> :

>> You are most welcome -- I always try to be kind.
>>
>> Which Goddess are you -- Aphrodite?
>
>Gosh. Go on, which one do you think?

Nyx ?

-- jjj
Renia - 28 Jan 2007 22:23 GMT
> Whilst perusing Usenet on Sun, 28 Jan 2007 04:09:45 +0200, I read
> these words from Renia <renia@DELETEotenet.gr> :
[quoted text clipped - 6 lines]
>
> Nyx ?

Well, Night Owl, that's me, indeed.
D. Spencer Hines - 28 Jan 2007 22:42 GMT
Don't forget Artemis.

You can be Artemis too, if you choose.  <g>

But I think Athena would be the Best Choice....

Yours to make, of course, but which Goddess is it?

DSH

>> Whilst perusing Usenet on Sun, 28 Jan 2007 04:09:45 +0200, I read
>> these words from Renia <renia@DELETEotenet.gr> :
[quoted text clipped - 8 lines]
>
> Well, Night Owl, that's me, indeed.
Martin - 29 Jan 2007 00:05 GMT
> Don't forget Artemis.
>
[quoted text clipped - 3 lines]
>
> Yours to make, of course, but which Goddess is it?

Oh dear... it must be an early spring in Hawaii, he's getting all frisky.
Shudder!

I know that you need no warning my dear lady, but this ghastly syrupy
'flirtation' is almost always followed by a bit of revolting innuendo, then
bitterness misogynistic venom when his wrists get slapped. You'd think he should
have grown out of it by now, but it seems not...

                  Cheers
                         Martin
The Highlander - 29 Jan 2007 04:09 GMT
>> Don't forget Artemis.
>>
[quoted text clipped - 14 lines]
>                   Cheers
>                          Martin

Thanks for the warning - excuse me while I control my nausea.

The Highlander

Faodaidh nach ionann na beachdan anns
an post seo agus beachdan a' Ghàidheil.
The views expressed in this post are  
not necessarily those of The Highlander.
Renia - 29 Jan 2007 12:05 GMT
>>Don't forget Artemis.
>>
[quoted text clipped - 11 lines]
> bitterness misogynistic venom when his wrists get slapped. You'd think he should
> have grown out of it by now, but it seems not...

True enough. But I'm giving him the doubt of the benefit. For the moment.
Martin - 30 Jan 2007 18:49 GMT
> >>Don't forget Artemis.
> >>
[quoted text clipped - 13 lines]
>
> True enough. But I'm giving him the doubt of the benefit. For the moment.

Hmmm... the syrup seems have returned to his bald pate.

It is good to point these things out from time to time, for the benefit of any
possibly impressionable newcomers who may be lurking. I never had any doubt that
you are more than capable of dealing with any unsavoury advances... especially
from His Majesty the Queen.
                Cheers
                       Martin

PS I think he's become a lot worse without the moral guidance and support of
Knyikers... how sad is that?
D. Spencer Hines - 28 Jan 2007 03:44 GMT
Hmmmmmmm...

Well, Aphrodite, Erato, Persephone or Athena, I suppose.

What's your pick?

DSH

>> You are most welcome -- I always try to be kind.
>>
[quoted text clipped - 18 lines]
>>>>>
>>>>>The Highlander
The Highlander - 28 Jan 2007 04:31 GMT
>Hmmmmmmm...
>
[quoted text clipped - 15 lines]
>>>>>
>>>>>Dead Wrong.

One of the Furies?

Doso?

A Scylla?

>>>>>Renia is our Greek Goddess.
>>>>
[quoted text clipped - 6 lines]
>>>>>>
>>>>>>The Highlander

The Highlander

Faodaidh nach ionann na beachdan anns
an post seo agus beachdan a' Ghàidheil.
The views expressed in this post are  
not necessarily those of The Highlander.
The Highlander - 28 Jan 2007 04:25 GMT
>> You are most welcome -- I always try to be kind.
>>
[quoted text clipped - 7 lines]
>>>>
>>>>Dead Wrong.

As usual Hines' sexual longings are peering through the misty memories
again...

>>>>Renia is our Greek Goddess.
>>>
>>>Thank you. You are so kind.
What do you say Renia - fancy a bounce with the Bingo! Boy?

>>>>DSH
>>>>
>>>>>I think that life without Renia has proved beneficial in its own
>>>>>right.
>>>>>
>>>>>The Highlander

The Highlander

Faodaidh nach ionann na beachdan anns
an post seo agus beachdan a' Ghàidheil.
The views expressed in this post are  
not necessarily those of The Highlander.
Renia - 28 Jan 2007 00:13 GMT
> As usual, Pogue Highgonader is:
>
> Dead Wrong.
>
> Renia is our Greek Goddess.

:-)

> DSH
>
>>I think that life without Renia has proved beneficial in its own
>>right.
>>
>>The Highlander
Renia - 28 Jan 2007 00:12 GMT
>>Whilst perusing Usenet on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 15:25:42 +0200, I read
>>these words from Renia <renia@DELETEotenet.gr> :
[quoted text clipped - 6 lines]
> I think that life without Renia has proved beneficial in its own
> right.

Thank you. You are so kind.
Tiglath - 28 Jan 2007 18:52 GMT
>>>Whilst perusing Usenet on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 15:25:42 +0200, I read
>>>these words from Renia <renia@DELETEotenet.gr> :
[quoted text clipped - 8 lines]
>
> Thank you. You are so kind.

Pay the defeated and humbled no mind.   Once a cowardly a.shole, always a
cowardly a.shole.
Martin - 30 Jan 2007 18:58 GMT
> >>Whilst perusing Usenet on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 15:25:42 +0200, I read
> >>these words from Renia <renia@DELETEotenet.gr> :
[quoted text clipped - 8 lines]
>
> Thank you. You are so kind.

Like bees round a honeypot... or moths circling a flame.

Or flies... whoops, that was DSH... sorry!
Martin - 28 Jan 2007 19:08 GMT
> Hi peeps. Late on parade. Went to the French Riviera for Christmas
> (highly recommended), came back for New Year and found we had no
> internet. And no phone. Do you wanna hear the story?
>
> No? OK, well you're going to, anyway.

(Trgic account snipped)

All I can say is... *luxury!*

British Telecom... no, it's no good, I don't want to depress anyone at this
rather dismal time of year, and be blamed for encouraging a suicide.

All I'll say is, I consider it scandalous to be charged £££'s a minute to have
Windows 'Help' files and 'wizards', read to me in pidgin English by a heavily
accented, electronically challenged foreigner, sitting somewhere in Delhi or
Calcutta....

"Have you tried turning it off, then turning it on vunce again from the
sweetch?"

"Yes..."

"(hopeful tone) And did this vas making not any difference vatever?"

"(sigh) No..."

"Oh dearie me....vel... (10 second pause, with faint tapping of keys audible)...
bear vith me ... aha! Vot you are having to now is to be striking de casing of
dis macheen vich is being at fault, fairly hard, though not vith hammers or
clubs... okay?"

"(groan) Already done it..."

"Oh... bear vith me please... (20 seconds of mumbling and clicking)... you may
find dat using your foot could be clearing dis most stubborn of faults..  hello?
Are you still dere? I vill put you through to my supervisor....pleese be vaiting
vith patience...."

Cost so far £2.50.  And so it goes on...
                           Cheers
                                   Martin
 
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