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History Forum / General / British History / April 2007Earthquake Shakes Southern England
Deus Vult DSH -------------------------------------------------- <http://news.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,70131-1263216,00.html> Earthquake Shakes Southern England Updated: 18:25, Saturday April 28, 2007 Sky News An earthquake with a magnitude of 4.3 has damaged homes and disrupted power supplies in southern England. Fifty houses are so badly damaged that residents have been told they cannot return to them. The British Geological Survey placed the epicentre of the quake 7.5 miles off the Dover coast. Householders as far afield as East Sussex, Essex and Suffolk said they felt the tremor.... It's the Muslims. Their sheer numbers are pressing down on the English land, causing perturbations in the earth's crust! > Deus Vult > [quoted text clipped - 22 lines] > Essex and Suffolk said they felt > the tremor.... Then there are their curses.. calling down the Wrath of Allah on the English, specifically. DSH > It's the Muslims. Their sheer numbers are pressing down on the English > land, causing perturbations in the earth's crust! >> Deus Vult >> >> DSH >> -------------------------------------------------- <http://news.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,70131-1263216,00.html> >> Earthquake Shakes Southern England >> Updated: 18:25, Saturday April 28, 2007 [quoted text clipped - 14 lines] >> felt >> the tremor.... There are only two solutions: either export them all or ladle contraceptive (the Jason Fix) down the throats of their women. Or perhaps a third; the Ghandi Solution which involves setting up booths throught England containing Vas Deferens snipping machinery. Press gangs, left over from the maritime age, could be utilized to round up all their "angry young men" (aren't they all?) of the Muslim persuasion, and giving them all the *quick fix*. Well, it worked in India, and it's cheaper than education. It might be *gauche* to mention a fourth alternative involving mass exportation to Scotland, where the messianic manic Muslims could intermarry with the dour Scots so producing children of temperamental equipoise. > Then there are their curses.. calling down > the Wrath of Allah on the English, [quoted text clipped - 33 lines] >>> Sussex, Essex and Suffolk said they felt >>> the tremor.... Excellent Solutions All... But I particularly like this one: > Or perhaps a third; the Ghandi Solution which involves setting up booths > throughout England containing Vas Deferens snipping machinery. > Press gangs, left over from the maritime age, could be utilized to round > up all their "angry young men" (aren't they all?) of the Muslim > persuasion, and giving them all the *quick fix*. Well, it worked in > India, and it's cheaper than education. Yes, the financial consideration is extremely important. We need to leave something for the Scots when they take over completely -- and a Full Treasury is one of them. DSH Lux et Veritas et Libertas > There are only two solutions: either export them all or ladle > contraceptive (the Jason Fix) down the throats of their women. [quoted text clipped - 10 lines] > intermarry with the dour Scots so producing children of temperamental > equipoise. >> Then there are their curses.. calling down the Wrath of Allah on the >> English, specifically. [quoted text clipped - 8 lines] >>>> DSH >>>> -------------------------------------------------- <http://news.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,70131-1263216,00.html> >>>> Earthquake Shakes Southern England >>>> Updated: 18:25, Saturday April 28, 2007 [quoted text clipped - 11 lines] >>>> Householders as far afield as East Sussex, Essex and Suffolk said they >>>> felt the tremor.... Thank you, you are most welcome. It is clear that engineers, and practical people of this sort, will be the salvation of this world. There are those that talk, and those who *act*. Perhaps the snipping process could be extended to the legal profession (the world's second oldest) because these make up the bulk of the political rabble. I fear that lawyers, having been around since Cain & Abel have developed traits which have been inculcated into the human DNA. If this trait were expunged therefrom then a new Elysium might dawn upon the earth. > Excellent Solutions All... > [quoted text clipped - 86 lines] >>>>> Sussex, Essex and Suffolk said they >>>>> felt the tremor.... Spot On! Some of the best folks I've ever known, including my father, were engineers... Aeronautical in his case. Lawyers do have their uses, one of my children is in that profession and enjoys it. But there are indeed many frauds and charlatans among the mass of them. DSH Lux et Veritas et Libertas Alba gu bràth > Thank you, you are most welcome. It is clear that engineers, and > practical people of this sort, will be the salvation of this world. [quoted text clipped - 6 lines] > If this trait were expunged therefrom then a new Elysium might dawn upon > the earth. >> Excellent Solutions All... >> [quoted text clipped - 65 lines] >>>>>> Householders as far afield as East Sussex, Essex and Suffolk said >>>>>> they felt the tremor.... >It's the Muslims. Their sheer numbers are >pressing down on the English land, causing >perturbations in the earth's crust! Earthquake Shakes Southern England eh? Won't be as big as the political earthquake on Thursday.  SignatureCraig Cockburn ("coburn"). M.Sc., CITP, CEng Owner, http://www.siliconglen.com/ Home to the first online guide to Scotland, founded 1994. Scottish blog, FAQ, weddings, website design, stop spam and more! >Deus Vult > [quoted text clipped - 9 lines] >An earthquake with a magnitude of 4.3 has damaged homes and disrupted power >supplies in southern England. "Small earthquake near London - no one hurt" There was a bigger one of Shetland at the start of the year. It didn't make the news headlines, though. Shetland's a bit too far away from London to be newsworthy. >>Deus Vult >> [quoted text clipped - 15 lines] >make the news headlines, though. Shetland's a bit too far away from >London to be newsworthy. Or anywhere else. |
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