Britain Declares War On Food Waste
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D. Spencer Hines - 07 Jul 2008 02:42 GMT Hmmmmmmmm...
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Britain declares war on food waste
By Andrew Grice in Hokkaido, Japan Monday, 7 July 2008
The Government is to launch a campaign to stamp out Britain's waste food mountains as part of a global effort to curb spiralling food prices.
Supermarkets will be urged to drop "three for two" deals on food that encourage shoppers into bulk-buying more than they need, often leading to the surpluses being thrown away. The scandal of the vast mountains of food that are thrown away in Britain while other parts of the world starve is revealed in a Cabinet Office report today. It calls for a reduction in food waste: up to 40 per cent of groceries can be lost before they are consumed due to poor processing, storage and transport.
The report says UK households could save an average of £420 per year by not throwing away 4.1 million tonnes of food that could have been eaten.
Gordon Brown said he would make action to tackle the soaring cost of food a priority at the G8 summit starting today in Japan. "If we are to get food prices down, we must do more to deal with unnecessary demand, such as by all of us doing more to cut our food waste which is costing the average household in Britain around £8 per week," he told journalists on board the plane to the summit.
Mr Brown's determination to act follows The Independent's campaign to reduce waste through excessive packaging of food in supermarkets. The Government is to launch a major offensive to encourage supermarkets, restaurants, schools and all public sector bodies as well as householders to try to cut down dramatically on the amount of food they throw away.
The key findings of the 10-month review are that:
*Global food prices have risen significantly in recent years due to a combination of poor harvests in some exporting countries; higher costs for energy, fertiliser and transport; the diversion of some commodities to biofuel; and a long-term rise in demand for grain to feed a growing global population;
*The average UK household now devotes about 9 per cent of its expenditure to food, down from 16 per cent in 1984. But the poorest 10 per cent of households in the UK saw 15 per cent of their expenditure go on food in 2005-06; the richest 10 per cent just 7 per cent. And low-income households also spend proportionately more on staples such as milk, eggs and bread - products that have seen some of the biggest price rises in recent months;
*The increase in global food prices has hit developing countries the hardest, with food accounting for 50 to 80 per cent of household expenditure of the poorest. Price rises have contributed to social unrest in a number of countries.
At his first G8 summit as Prime Minister, Mr Brown will argue that the world's richest nations must do more to tackle the food price crisis. He will urge them to halt the decline in funding for agricultural projects in Africa, so the continent can boost farm production by 6 per cent a year.
He will call for a rethink over the use of biofuels so they are used more selectively. A separate study to be published by the Department for Transport today will admit they have contributed to the rise in food prices because land has been switched from food production to plant-derived alternatives to petrol and diesel.
Mr Brown hopes the G8 leaders can unblock the stalled world trade talks, which could collapse in the next few weeks.
The Cabinet Office study concludes that urgent action is needed on the supply of and demand for food. "The solution lies in raising the potential of food production in the developing world," it says. "If yields in Africa and elsewhere reached their potential, global food output would be much higher, far fewer people would go hungry and social instability around the world would decrease."
Oxfam accused G8 leaders of an "inadequate and hypocritical" response to the food crisis. Phil Bloomer, its spokesman, said: "World leaders ... must reiterate their promises to increase aid ... and make the necessary reforms including increasing investment in agriculture in poor countries."
ebe - 07 Jul 2008 03:05 GMT > Hmmmmmmmm... > -- [quoted text clipped - 79 lines] > reiterate their promises to increase aid ... and make the necessary reforms > including increasing investment in agriculture in poor countries." Hi,
It is interesting now in the US, those in the lowest 20% spend about 15-20% of their income on food. It is not for snacks, it is for basic items -- some days without milk, others without meat, no deserts at all. The basis of a food policy worldwide is a good one (you cannot expect people to be their if they are underfed, malnourished, or are worrying about whether to skip breakfast that day or only eat once or twice per day as is common even in the US with food stamps because some states violate federal laws and do not give the proper benefit level.) (Then, the money the federal government gives the states to provide proper benefits goes to pay for salaries and the people still do not get the proper benefit level -- i.e. living on $88/mo food stamp benefit in the US with an income of less than $9K/year).
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Zombywoof - 07 Jul 2008 16:33 GMT <snip>
>It is interesting now in the US, those in the lowest 20% spend about >15-20% of their income on food. It is not for snacks, it is for basic [quoted text clipped - 8 lines] >do not get the proper benefit level -- i.e. living on $88/mo food >stamp benefit in the US with an income of less than $9K/year). Ok, I can speak directly to this as my wife & I own & operated a Seafood retail store & take-out restaurant. First & foremost "Food Stamps" cannot be used for "Snacks", although many try.
Secondly the monthly amount for a single person is $162.00, for a family of four $542.00. As the head-of-household for a family of four, I know our Grocery Store bill isn't $542.00 a month, even now with prices increasing.
Now you should see what happens @ our store on or about the first of the month when the EBT cards are re-charged. We get people buying Alaskan King Crab Legs, Snow Crab Clusters, Lobster & Jumbo shrimp (all the most expensive items in our store) in droves. Sometimes $300 dollars worth at a time which happened this past Friday.
So with my first-hand experience, please don't even attempt to pass this old-tired "Liberal" bullshit off on me, I know better.
In case you are interested, here is the factsheet on the Food Stamp Program http://www.fns.usda.gov/fsp/applicant_recipients/fs_Res_Ben_Elig.htm
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D. Spencer Hines - 07 Jul 2008 17:53 GMT Deeeeeelightful!
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> Ok, I can speak directly to this as my wife & I own & operated a > Seafood retail store & take-out restaurant. First & foremost "Food [quoted text clipped - 13 lines] > So with my first-hand experience, please don't even attempt to pass > this old-tired "Liberal" bullshit off on me, I know better. Nebulous - 07 Jul 2008 19:36 GMT "D. Spencer Hines" <panther@excelsior.com> wrote in message news:eSrck.48
n-parliamentary record: decreet of secret council On 3 May next following afterwards at Edinburgh, the king then residing there, it was ordained in his secret council concerning the standing and means of living of the king himself and also the queen [Euphemia de Ross], and concerning the regulation and governance of their households, and concerning the keepership and sustenance of the castles by the means which is contained in another register made concerning such non-permanent ordinances and deeds. Present in the said council were the lord [William de Landels], bishop of St Andrews, the lord [William Douglas, 1st] earl of Douglas, Sir John de Carrick, chancellor, Sir Walter de Biggar, chamberlain, Sir Robert de Erskine, Sir James de Douglas, Sir Hugh of Eglinton and John Lyon, keeper of the privy seal of our lord the king.
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Non-parliamentary record: account of homage and fealty given in parliament And so, after the aforesaid coronation and anointing had been celebrated duly, amicably and solemnly in all ways, as was proper, the next day, with the king sitting on the royal throne upon the hill of Scone, as is the custom, the prelates, earls and barons and nobles written below assembled and compeared in his presence: namely, the lord William de Landels, bishop of St Andrews, the lord Walter de Wardlaw, bishop of Glasgow, the lord Alexander de Kininmont, bishop of Aberdeen, the lord Alexander Bur, bishop of Moray, the lord Patrick de Leuchers, bishop of Brechin, the lord Walter de Coventry, bishop of Dunblane, the lord Stephen Pay, prior of St Andrews, [John de Strathmiglo] abbot of Dunfermline, [John] abbot of Arbroath, [John] abbot of the monastery of Holyrood of Edinburgh, [Roger] abbot of Lindores and the abbot? of Scone; Sir John Stewart, the king's firstborn, earl of Carrick and steward of Scotland, Sir David Stewart, younger son of the king, earl of Strathearn, Sir Thomas earl of Mar, Sir William earl of Douglas, Sir Robert Stewart, the king's son, earl of Menteith, Sir Alexander Stewart, the king's son, barons; and the nobles, namely, [Walter de Faslane] lord of Lennox, Thomas de Hay, constable of Scotland, Sir William de Keith, marischal of Scotland, Sir Archibald de Douglas, Sir Robert de Erskine, Sir Alexander de Lindsay, Sir David de Graham, Sir Walter de Haliburton, knights, Sir John de Carrick, chancellor, and Sir Walter de Biggar, chamberlain of Scotland, also William de Cunningham, James de Douglas, James Fraser, Alexander Fraser, William de Dishington, David Watson, David de Annan, Roger de Mortimer, Robert de Ramsay, Alan Stewart, Duncan Wallace, Robert Stewart, George de Abernethy, David Fleming, Nicholas de Erskine, John de Lyle, Simon de Preston, John de Maxwell, John de Strachan, Robert de Dalziel and Walter de Ogilvy, John de Tours, Sir Alexander Stewart, and Andrew Campbell, knights,? the lord of Seton, John Kennedy and Gillespic Campbell, William de Fenton, John de Sinclair, John de Crawford, Alexander de Straton, Alexander Scrimgeour, John de Crichton, Patrick Gray, John de Menzies, Robert de Normanville, John, lord of Livingston, John de Cragie, Hugh Fraser, Alexander de Strachan, and Donald MacNair. All of whom individually made homage and oaths of fealty to our said lord the king apart from the lord Bishop of Dunblane and Sir Archibald de Douglas, who had nevertheless performed oaths of fealty.
ebe - 08 Jul 2008 02:19 GMT > <snip>>It is interesting now in the US, those in the lowest 20% spend about > >15-20% of their income on food. It is not for snacks, it is for basic [quoted text clipped - 33 lines] > "Everything in excess! To enjoy the flavor of life, take big bites. > Moderation is for monks." Hi,
I am sorry you are so bitter. However, in France today food riots started. Maybe it takes for 10 million to die of lack of food as in the former Soviet Union or for people to protest before they die because they deserve to live. Maybe, you may consider me a liberal, but I believe all life is sacred and everyone has the right to live, not those who are part of the connected group. I always remember my professor who worked for the UN, when I was in Pre-Med in the 1980's, that the UN had a policy not to play politics with food. Ok, when the food riots come to the US, don't be surprised, people are kind, but they will survive even if others want them dead by having them malnourished.
As to the liberal label, if requesting that everyone eat a basic diet everyday is liberal. Good.
I can see I am odd duck here...Thanks for helping make up my mind for the upcoming presidential election. (By the way, watching "Hair", "The Quiet American",seeing an episode of season 4 of "Alias" regarding internal power games, made take the blinders off). I can the see pendulum has swung too far over to one side since 1980, it is time for it to swing back.
By the way, on the telecom wire tapping bill, I do not favor immunity for the telecom companies if this response represents the members of that group. Let me know if this response represents this group.
J A - 08 Jul 2008 02:41 GMT "ebe" <miniskirt7a@yahoo.com> wrote in message news:2edf1f76-3436-427b-8c0e-
>Ok, when the > food riots come to the US, don't be surprised, The only food riots we're likely to experience here, will come from denying the right of fat f.cks to gorge themselves at McDonalds, if it ever happens.
We're puttng pre-teens on statins now.
A famine would improve America.
Zombywoof - 08 Jul 2008 04:52 GMT >"ebe" <miniskirt7a@yahoo.com> wrote in message news:2edf1f76-3436-427b-8c0e- > [quoted text clipped - 7 lines] > >A famine would improve America. To a certain extent you're right. However, I've yet to see a Food Store in the US with anything close to bare shelves. Yes some prices are rising, but that is more a function of fuel costs (as most supplies in the US move by truck) then availability. Crops are also grown using many devices that also consume fuel, so seeing price increases is to be expected.
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Raymond O'Hara - 08 Jul 2008 02:46 GMT >> <snip>>It is interesting now in the US, those in the lowest 20% spend >> about [quoted text clipped - 63 lines] > that group. > Let me know if this response represents this group. the telecoms are using the old "i vus only follovink orders" defense.
D. Spencer Hines - 08 Jul 2008 03:01 GMT Hypocritical Bastards!
All Eight Of Them.
And they EXCLUDED the three Africans -- maybe more.
Cries of RACISM will be coming shortly.
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G8 summit: Gordon Brown has eight-course dinner before food crisis talks
By Robert Winnett, Deputy Political Editor in Hokkaido, Japan Last updated: 2:03 AM BST 08/07/2008 The Telegraph
Gordon Brown and his fellow world leaders have sparked outrage after it was disclosed they enjoyed a six-course lunch followed by an eight-course dinner at the G8 summit where the global food crisis tops the agenda.
The Prime Minister was served 24 different dishes during his first day at the summit – just hours after urging the world to reduce the "unnecessary demand" for food and calling on British families to cut back on their wasteful use of food.
Mr Brown and his wife Sarah were among 15 guests at the "blessings of the earth and the sea social dinner".
The dinner consisted of 18 dishes in eight courses including caviar, smoked salmon, Kyoto beef and a "G8 fantasy dessert".
The banquet was accompanied by five different wines from around the world including champagne, a French Bourgogne and sake.
African leaders including the heads of Ethiopia, Tanzania and Senegal who had taken part in talks during the day were not invited to the function.
The dinner came just hours after a "working lunch" consisting of six courses including white asparagus and truffle soup, crab and a supreme of chicken.
The lavish dining arrangements – disclosed by the Japanese Government which is hosting the summit in Hokkaido – come amid growing concern over rising food prices triggered by a shortage of many basic necessities.
On the flight to the summit, Mr Brown urged Britons to cut food waste as part of a global drive to help avert the food crisis.
Opposition politicians and charities condemned the extravagant meals.
Dominic Nutt, of Save the Children, said: "It is deeply hypocritical that they should be lavishing course after course on world leaders when there is a food crisis and millions cannot afford a decent meal to eat.
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"If the G8 wants to betray the hopes of a generation of children, it is going the right way about it. The food crisis is an emergency and the G8 must treat it as that."
Andrew Mitchell, the shadow International Development Secretary, said: "The G8 have made a bad start to their summit, with excessive cost and lavish consumption.
"Surely it is not unreasonable for each leader to give a guarantee that they will stand by their solemn pledges of three years ago at Gleneagles to help the world's poor. All of us are watching, waiting and listening."
Mr Brown arrived at the G8 summit held on the holiday island of Hokkaido in northern Japan on Monday morning.
He arrived on a plane chartered from Texas, America, which had to fly empty for thousands of miles to pick up the Prime Minister and his entourage.
Unlike other countries, Britain does not have an official plane to transport the Prime Minister.
The lavish dining will embarrass Mr Brown, who has made tackling the global food crisis a key priority.
On the flight to the summit, the Prime Minister urged British people to cut food waste and "reduce unnecessary demand".
He said: "We need a global plan to deal with rising food prices that are affecting millions of families in Britain. That's why I am proposing that we take action to both increase the global supply of food and reduce unnecessary demand.
"If we are to get food prices down, we must also do more to deal with unnecessary demand, such as by all of us doing more to cut our food waste which is costing the average household in Britain around £8 per week."
Talks between world leaders at the summit will focus on dealing with soaring food and oil prices.
There is also hope for a breakthrough on protracted talks to secure a new global trade deal.
However, the leaders are facing criticism amid allegations that pledges for development aid promised for the third world at a previous G8 summit in Scotland have been watered down.
The Prime Minister's spokesman declined to comment on the menus.
Zombywoof - 08 Jul 2008 04:41 GMT >> <snip>>It is interesting now in the US, those in the lowest 20% spend about >> >15-20% of their income on food. It is not for snacks, it is for basic [quoted text clipped - 47 lines] >they will survive even if others want them dead by having them >malnourished. Bitter that my wife & I work 100-hours a week while other people sit on their fat-a.ses & live for free off the money that is extorted from me? Nah, whatever gave you that idea?
Why do people deserve to live, simply because they are alive? That is easy enough to fix. Now I'll concede that everyone has the "Right" to make a decent living by the sweat of their brow & broad of their back. However, some don't even have the common decency to try.
>As to the liberal label, if requesting that everyone eat a basic diet >everyday is liberal. Good. Some are to stupid to do that. They have the resources, the food is available, yet they elect to eat like sh.t. Perhaps it is an education issue, but certainly not an availability one in the US.
>I can see I am odd duck here...Thanks for helping make up my mind for >the upcoming presidential election. (By the way, watching "Hair", "The >Quiet American",seeing an episode of season 4 of "Alias" regarding >internal power games, made take the blinders off). I can the see >pendulum has swung too far over to one side since 1980, it is time for >it to swing back. Try to keep your mind open until just before you pull the lever. All sorts of things can happen in three months. If the pendulum swings to far, there maybe some other swinging. What if they held an April 15th and nobody came?
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Fred J. McCall - 08 Jul 2008 04:44 GMT :Maybe, you may consider me a liberal, :but I believe all life is sacred and everyone has the right to live, :not those who are part of the connected group. No, we consider you a liberal because you emote but don't perform, while demanding that everyone else pay the bill for your emotion.
So tell us, have you shared out all your resources to help achieve your goal? If there is someone somewhere on the planet who is worse off than you, you are not performing to your professed convictions.
If you don't, why should we?
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William Black - 08 Jul 2008 13:31 GMT . However, in France today food riots
> started. That doesn't seem to have made the news.
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Bryn - 09 Jul 2008 16:41 GMT > . However, in France today food riots > > > started. > > That doesn't seem to have made the news. Odd that!
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> -- > William Black [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] > All these moments will be lost in time, like icecream on the beach > Time for tea. William Black - 09 Jul 2008 17:45 GMT On 8 Jul, 13:31, "William Black" <william.bl...@hotmail.co.uk> wrote:
> "ebe" <miniskir...@yahoo.com> wrote in message > [quoted text clipped - 5 lines] > > That doesn't seem to have made the news. Odd that!
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Isn't it.
You'd have thought someone this side of the Channel would have noticed...
The odd returning holiday maker mentioning the croissant shortage, the sudden lack of snails in the shops, no frog's legs to be had for love of money...
Still, maybe they didn't notice...
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Adam Whyte-Settlar - 10 Jul 2008 13:38 GMT On 8 Jul, 13:31, "William Black" <william.bl...@hotmail.co.uk> wrote:
> "ebe" <miniskir...@yahoo.com> wrote in message > [quoted text clipped - 5 lines] > > That doesn't seem to have made the news. Odd that!
The Tour de France is on.
Bryn - 10 Jul 2008 14:07 GMT > On 8 Jul, 13:31, "William Black" <william.bl...@hotmail.co.uk> wrote: > [quoted text clipped - 11 lines] > > The Tour de France is on. That would certainly take second place to civil unrest...
Bryn
conwaycaine - 10 Jul 2008 15:01 GMT >> On 8 Jul, 13:31, "William Black" <william.bl...@hotmail.co.uk> wrote: >> [quoted text clipped - 13 lines] > > That would certainly take second place to civil unrest... In France? Hardly...... Wait. I misread. Exactly!!
Adam Whyte-Settlar - 10 Jul 2008 16:13 GMT >>> On 8 Jul, 13:31, "William Black" <william.bl...@hotmail.co.uk> wrote: >>> [quoted text clipped - 18 lines] > Wait. I misread. > Exactly!! Clearly you both know nothing of cycle racing. Civil unrest is a weekly event in France, but Le Tour?
It's getting quite interesting now the time trials and sprints are over. It's particularly gratifying to observe that the French contingent are suffering a piss-poor patch just now. Yuk yuk yuk. Die you Frog losers. I fancy Valverde's chances myself.
As the veteran regs might recall I was something of a cycle freak myself in my youth. I have never been without a bike and indeed have a supurb specimen in the shed right now and I am fitting cycle racks to the housebus of course. These days I'm limited to occasional jaunts in those all too brief periods when there is daylight but the temperature is still below 25C. Nevertheless I was still riding 15 miles over 1000 ft every day just five years ago. However it was in my intense health-freak/athletic period during my mid-twenties that I thought I was truly the king of the mountain. I was super-fit, did 80 minutes yoga a day in addition to riding 30 miles over 1000 ft almost every day. Not to mention my organic macrobiotic diet regime and strict abstinence from all drink and drugs other than the most lethally virile of psychotropic hallucinogens (allegedly). Then, at the absolute pinnacle of my considerable cycling abilities, I was utterly outclassed by every one of a local team of about 30 riders - some of whom had 15 years on me - super-fitman-and-his-well-oiled-light-as-air-machine-as-one going absolutely flat out and being overtaken by a stream of kids and their geriatric mentors on 30 kilo bone-shakers. Un****ingbelievable. These people just aren't human. Those aren't thighs - they're illegally imported skin-toned titanium pistons. Shortly after my humiliating introduction into the realities of proffesional sports cycling standards I bought a 250cc Kawasaki trail bike and took to the drink.
Cory Bhreckan - 10 Jul 2008 19:00 GMT >>>> On 8 Jul, 13:31, "William Black" <william.bl...@hotmail.co.uk> wrote: >>>> [quoted text clipped - 16 lines] > It's particularly gratifying to observe that the French contingent are > suffering a piss-poor patch just now. Speaking of p*ss, how long, do you figger, until the first one tests positive?
> Yuk yuk yuk. Die you Frog losers. > I fancy Valverde's chances myself. [quoted text clipped - 12 lines] > and strict abstinence from all drink and drugs other than the most lethally > virile of psychotropic hallucinogens (allegedly). No wonder you were outclassed. You were using the wrong dope (allegedly).
> Then, at the absolute > pinnacle of my considerable cycling abilities, I was utterly outclassed by [quoted text clipped - 9 lines] > sports cycling standards I bought a 250cc Kawasaki trail bike and took to > the drink.
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Adam Whyte-Settlar - 11 Jul 2008 14:38 GMT >>>>> On 8 Jul, 13:31, "William Black" <william.bl...@hotmail.co.uk> wrote: >>>>> [quoted text clipped - 19 lines] > Speaking of p*ss, how long, do you figger, until the first one tests > positive? Usually a few minutes after he wins it. It's all so ridiculous. They should just allow all athletes to take whatever drugs they want, in whatever quantities they desire, all the ****ing time and so even the playing field and there's an end to it. I mean they already do anyway.
Cory Bhreckan - 11 Jul 2008 17:02 GMT >>>>>> On 8 Jul, 13:31, "William Black" <william.bl...@hotmail.co.uk> wrote: >>>>>> [quoted text clipped - 19 lines] > > Usually a few minutes after he wins it. Last year I don't think they were done with the first time trial before a whole team got the boot.
> It's all so ridiculous. They should just allow all athletes to take whatever > drugs they want, in whatever quantities they desire, all the ****ing time > and so even the playing field and there's an end to it. > I mean they already do anyway.
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Adam Whyte-Settlar - 12 Jul 2008 11:11 GMT >>>>>>> On 8 Jul, 13:31, "William Black" <william.bl...@hotmail.co.uk> >>>>>>> wrote: [quoted text clipped - 24 lines] > Last year I don't think they were done with the first time trial before a > whole team got the boot. The organisers have learned from last year's mistakes. Have you checked the route? Not a chemist's shop in sight.
It was nice to see a total outsider (aka loser) like Sanchez win a stage. He didn't even finish last year. He was pure determination in the last 3 miles. There are very few riders strong enough to pull off a lone finish like that - especially with that wicked little 1 mile climb right near the end. That's a certain heartbreaker for commitmentphobes like yours truly.
Jellore - 12 Jul 2008 11:41 GMT > >>>>>>> "Bryn" <brianlovett...@googlemail.com> wrote in message > [quoted text clipped - 37 lines] > wicked little 1 mile climb right near the end. That's a certain heartbreaker > for commitmentphobes like yours truly. He didn't ride last year. You must be thinking of 2006.
Cory Bhreckan - 12 Jul 2008 22:15 GMT >>>>>>>> On 8 Jul, 13:31, "William Black" <william.bl...@hotmail.co.uk> >>>>>>>> wrote: [quoted text clipped - 25 lines] > The organisers have learned from last year's mistakes. > Have you checked the route? Not a chemist's shop in sight. A Spaniard has already been sent of, right after the first leg.
> It was nice to see a total outsider (aka loser) like Sanchez win a stage. He > didn't even finish last year. > He was pure determination in the last 3 miles. There are very few riders > strong enough to pull off a lone finish like that - especially with that > wicked little 1 mile climb right near the end. That's a certain heartbreaker > for commitmentphobes like yours truly.
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Adam Whyte-Settlar - 13 Jul 2008 03:06 GMT >>>>>>>>> On 8 Jul, 13:31, "William Black" <william.bl...@hotmail.co.uk> >>>>>>>>> wrote: [quoted text clipped - 27 lines] > > A Spaniard has already been sent of, right after the first leg. He must have got it from the duty chemists on Sunday then. Geez. They can't think of everything.
Ian Smith - 10 Jul 2008 21:13 GMT >>>> On 8 Jul, 13:31, "William Black" <william.bl...@hotmail.co.uk> wrote: >>>> [quoted text clipped - 52 lines] > proffesional sports cycling standards I bought a 250cc Kawasaki trail > bike and took to the drink. Lol! That's the spirit. But seriously, the pros must have bionics in there somewhere.
Adam Whyte-Settlar - 11 Jul 2008 14:43 GMT >> Shortly after my humiliating introduction into the realities of >> proffesional sports cycling standards I bought a 250cc Kawasaki trail >> bike and took to the drink. > > Lol! That's the spirit. But seriously, the pros must have bionics in > there somewhere. Honestly, they're on another plane. I couldn't believe the performance disparity.
Adam Whyte-Settlar - 12 Jul 2008 11:12 GMT >>> Shortly after my humiliating introduction into the realities of >>> proffesional sports cycling standards I bought a 250cc Kawasaki trail [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] > > Honestly, they're on another plane. I think its an A320.
conwaycaine - 11 Jul 2008 15:08 GMT > "conwaycaine" <conwaycaine@bellsouth.net> wrote in message <Snip>
>> In France? >> Hardly...... [quoted text clipped - 36 lines] > proffesional sports cycling standards I bought a 250cc Kawasaki trail bike > and took to the drink. I can sympathize. I watched a group of bikers racing up and down the mountains of North Carolina in what seemed to be some sort of pale imitation of the Frenchie race. Now we are talking about pedaling up some very steep roads here. And the congestion was unbelievable. One wreck and the entire pack went down. Bodies clad in too tight spandex and silly looking helmets were lying everywhere (those that didn't take a header over the edge of the road and down the side of the mountain). What a "sport".
Cory Bhreckan - 11 Jul 2008 15:52 GMT >> "conwaycaine" <conwaycaine@bellsouth.net> wrote in message > <Snip> [quoted text clipped - 43 lines] > Carolina in what seemed to be some sort of pale imitation of the Frenchie > race. Speaking on North Carolina, I couldn't help noticing that Jesse Helms has gone home to Hell. Were you at the fumigation?
> Now we are talking about pedaling up some very steep roads here. > And the congestion was unbelievable. [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > down the side of the mountain). > What a "sport".
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conwaycaine - 11 Jul 2008 20:13 GMT > Speaking on North Carolina, I couldn't help noticing that Jesse Helms has > gone home to Hell. Were you at the fumigation? Jessie Helms was a bit more complicated than his detractors will admit to. He came down on the wrong side of many issues, including race, but he was constant in his views. Everyone knew where Senator Helms stood. His effect on modern conservatism in America was profound. And in person he was one of the kindest men one could encounter. He most assuredly was NOT the backwoods, racist country boy many pictured him to be. He was, as we all are, a blend of strengths and weaknesses.
Cory Bhreckan - 11 Jul 2008 20:26 GMT >> Speaking on North Carolina, I couldn't help noticing that Jesse Helms has >> gone home to Hell. Were you at the fumigation? > > Jessie Helms was a bit more complicated than his detractors will admit to. > He came down on the wrong side of many issues, including race, but he was > constant in his views. A consistent toad is still a toad. I'm sure he had his good points, even Hitler loved his mother.
> Everyone knew where Senator Helms stood. > His effect on modern conservatism in America was profound. He introduced a toxic approach to partisan politics that no-one had thought of before.
> And in person he was one of the kindest men one could encounter. He used to race bait Senator Carol Mosley Braun by singing 'Dixie' in the elevator. Real class with a capital K(KK).
> He most assuredly was NOT the backwoods, racist country boy many pictured > him to be. He represented the Southern power structure to the detriment of not only African Americans but poor whites as well who bought into his disgusting racial posturing.
> He was, as we all are, a blend of strengths and weaknesses. The only decent thing he did in his miserable life was to die. How many times did you vote for him?
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Jack Linthicum - 11 Jul 2008 22:21 GMT On Jul 11, 3:26 pm, Cory Bhreckan <coryvrec...@nospam.verizon.net> wrote:
> >> Speaking on North Carolina, I couldn't help noticing that Jesse Helms has > >> gone home to Hell. Were you at the fumigation? [quoted text clipped - 32 lines] > "For the stronger we our houses do build, > The less chance we have of being killed." - William Topaz McGonagall During World War II, Helms served stateside as a recruiter in the United States Navy.
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Cory Bhreckan - 11 Jul 2008 23:53 GMT > On Jul 11, 3:26 pm, Cory Bhreckan <coryvrec...@nospam.verizon.net> > wrote: [quoted text clipped - 36 lines] > Ever notice how the politicians "serve" but seldom find themselves far > from their hometown or near any danger? A bunch of them on both sides 'served' honourably: JFK, Bush I, both Kerrys and Dole come to mind. It's the worthless cowards like Helms and Bush Jr., who are truly contemptible.
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William Black - 12 Jul 2008 11:48 GMT >> On Jul 11, 3:26 pm, Cory Bhreckan <coryvrec...@nospam.verizon.net> >> wrote: [quoted text clipped - 44 lines] > Kerrys and Dole come to mind. It's the worthless cowards like Helms and > Bush Jr., who are truly contemptible. So does serving in the South Pacific make Nixon any less despicable?
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Cory Bhreckan - 12 Jul 2008 22:16 GMT >>> On Jul 11, 3:26 pm, Cory Bhreckan <coryvrec...@nospam.verizon.net> >>> wrote: [quoted text clipped - 44 lines] > > So does serving in the South Pacific make Nixon any less despicable? Nope.
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Raymond O'Hara - 14 Jul 2008 01:59 GMT >>>> Ever notice how the politicians "serve" but seldom find themselves far >>>> from their hometown or near any danger? [quoted text clipped - 5 lines] > > Nope. Bush jr has been good for the tricksters reputation. he's not so bad when compared to reagan and the chimp and the dickster still retained a modicum of the sense of shame
Jane Margaret Laight - 12 Jul 2008 14:39 GMT > > Speaking on North Carolina, I couldn't help noticing that Jesse Helms has > > gone home to Hell. Were you at the fumigation? [quoted text clipped - 8 lines] > him to be. > He was, as we all are, a blend of strengths and weaknesses. oh horse hockey, brother Caine!
My father, a conservative of the first order, was a Jesse Helms supporter to the extent that we would have the old bastard to our house in Raleigh--my Uncle Chuck would just shake his head and mention, when he referred to Helms, as "often right, rarely correct". Maybe Helms may not have been the "backwoods, racist country boy", but he could play that role, and did, when he played up to my mother's slackjawed and somewhat less sophisticated relatives from the coastal plain--indeed, my dad, being an outsider with red hair, could relate to this particular branch of the family only when Helms was mentioned. My uncle, who served over thirty years in the Marines, but never went to college, used to rail at my dad (who graduated from Mr. Jefferson's College) about how much Helms was a brake on the wheels of progress. "North Carolina needs to keep up with the rest of the USA," he would say, to which my dad would say "Jesse is keepin' an eye on things; it'll be all right."
Us girls never liked him--he never did anything untoward to us, but there was always something of what my grandmother used to call "a scent of the barnyard" about him; something like Gomer Pyle in his Sunday best going to the big city. He may have been "fearfully and wonderfully made", but innovation and sophistication has never played well in Carolina politics, which partly explains his success.
Love you anyway, Conway
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conwaycaine - 12 Jul 2008 16:08 GMT On Jul 11, 3:13 pm, "conwaycaine" <conwayca...@bellsouth.net> wrote: <Snip>
> He was, as we all are, a blend of strengths and weaknesses. oh horse hockey, brother Caine! ***************************
One thing about people and Jesse, few were able to maintain the middle ground. Anyway "The evil that men do lives after them. The good is oft interred with their bones. So let it be with Jesse"
****************************** My father, a conservative of the first order, was a Jesse Helms supporter to the extent that we would have the old bastard to our house in Raleigh--my Uncle Chuck would just shake his head and mention, when he referred to Helms, as "often right, rarely correct". Maybe Helms may not have been the "backwoods, racist country boy", but he could play that role, and did, when he played up to my mother's slackjawed and somewhat less sophisticated relatives from the coastal plain--indeed, my dad, being an outsider with red hair, could relate to this particular branch of the family only when Helms was mentioned. My uncle, who served over thirty years in the Marines, but never went to college, used to rail at my dad (who graduated from Mr. Jefferson's College) about how much Helms was a brake on the wheels of progress. "North Carolina needs to keep up with the rest of the USA," he would say, to which my dad would say "Jesse is keepin' an eye on things; it'll be all right."
Us girls never liked him--he never did anything untoward to us, but there was always something of what my grandmother used to call "a scent of the barnyard" about him; something like Gomer Pyle in his Sunday best going to the big city. He may have been "fearfully and wonderfully made", but innovation and sophistication has never played well in Carolina politics, which partly explains his success.
Love you anyway, Conway
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Jane Margaret Laight - 12 Jul 2008 20:04 GMT > On Jul 11, 3:13 pm, "conwaycaine" <conwayca...@bellsouth.net> wrote: > <Snip> [quoted text clipped - 9 lines] > "The evil that men do lives after them. The good is oft interred with their > bones. So let it be with Jesse" and, of course, kind sir, you're right--
so this afternoon, before I do my wash, I will be sure to commemorate Brother Helms in an appropriate fashion when I separate my whites from my coloreds... :)
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conwaycaine - 12 Jul 2008 20:30 GMT On Jul 12, 11:08 am, "conwaycaine" <conwayca...@bellsouth.net> wrote:
> "Jane Margaret Laight" <jml27...@yahoo.com> wrote in > messagenews:f5a4d35b-bfd1-48d3-9a1a-32eb1cbfc646@k37g2000hsf.googlegroups.com... [quoted text clipped - 11 lines] > their > bones. So let it be with Jesse" and, of course, kind sir, you're right--
so this afternoon, before I do my wash, I will be sure to commemorate Brother Helms in an appropriate fashion when I separate my whites from my coloreds... :)
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D. Spencer Hines - 12 Jul 2008 19:08 GMT How are Chapel Hill and Durham these days?...
As places to live.
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>> > Speaking on North Carolina, I couldn't help noticing that Jesse Helms >> > has [quoted text clipped - 40 lines] > JML > Carolina devil spawn conwaycaine - 12 Jul 2008 20:28 GMT > How are Chapel Hill and Durham these days?... > > As places to live. Still college towns with all that entails. But if you like that sort of artsy/crafty life style, they are yer man. Charlotte NC, OTOH, rates quite highly as an all around good place to live.
D. Spencer Hines - 12 Jul 2008 20:48 GMT Real Estate Values?
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>> How are Chapel Hill and Durham these days?... >> [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] > Charlotte NC, OTOH, rates quite highly as an all around good place to > live. conwaycaine - 13 Jul 2008 22:03 GMT > Real Estate Values? > [quoted text clipped - 8 lines] >> Charlotte NC, OTOH, rates quite highly as an all around good place to >> live. Fairly reasonable. You might Google up some nationwide real estate listing service and shop about for prices.
D. Spencer Hines - 13 Jul 2008 22:05 GMT Why is Charlotte, North Carolina a better place to live than Chapel Hill or Durham?
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>> Real Estate Values? >> [quoted text clipped - 12 lines] > You might Google up some nationwide real estate listing service and shop > about for prices. conwaycaine - 14 Jul 2008 14:38 GMT > Why is Charlotte, North Carolina a better place to live than Chapel Hill > or Durham? It's not necessarily better, it's more to do with the lifestyle one is looking for.
D. Spencer Hines - 14 Jul 2008 14:59 GMT Yes...
What's the lifestyle of Charlotte, as differentiated from that of Raleigh, Durham and Chapel Hill?
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>> Why is Charlotte, North Carolina a better place to live than Chapel Hill >> or Durham? >> > It's not necessarily better, it's more to do with the lifestyle one is > looking for. Raymond O'Hara - 14 Jul 2008 23:26 GMT > Yes... > > What's the lifestyle of Charlotte, as differentiated from that of Raleigh, > Durham and Chapel Hill? fewer natives.
conwaycaine - 15 Jul 2008 03:17 GMT >> Yes... >> >> What's the lifestyle of Charlotte, as differentiated from that of >> Raleigh, Durham and Chapel Hill? > > fewer natives. You are right about that. Native Charlotteans are hard to come by. Which means that Charlotte is now an amalgam rather than Old South.
D. Spencer Hines - 15 Jul 2008 04:05 GMT Where did the natives go?
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>>> Yes... >>> [quoted text clipped - 6 lines] > Native Charlotteans are hard to come by. > Which means that Charlotte is now an amalgam rather than Old South. conwaycaine - 15 Jul 2008 14:18 GMT Inundated. The influx of new citizens has been going on for decades and is constantly accelerating. Jobs, you see................
> Where did the natives go? <Snip>
D. Spencer Hines - 15 Jul 2008 15:38 GMT You seem unhappy about that.
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> Inundated. > The influx of new citizens has been going on for decades and is constantly > accelerating. > Jobs, you see................
>> Where did the natives go? > <Snip> conwaycaine - 16 Jul 2008 14:16 GMT Not really for I am an immigrant mesel'. And the high employment rate kept me and mine fed through thick and thin.........
> You seem unhappy about that. > [quoted text clipped - 7 lines] >>> Where did the natives go? >> <Snip> D. Spencer Hines - 16 Jul 2008 17:35 GMT Good!
Research Triangle employment?
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> Not really for I am an immigrant mesel'. > And the high employment rate kept me and mine fed through thick and > thin.........
>> You seem unhappy about that. >> [quoted text clipped - 7 lines] >>>> Where did the natives go? >>> <Snip> conwaycaine - 17 Jul 2008 18:00 GMT > Good! > > Research Triangle employment? I'm not sure. Google up Raleigh/Durham and check on that.
D. Spencer Hines - 17 Jul 2008 19:43 GMT I mean you.
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>> Good! >> >> Research Triangle employment? > > I'm not sure. > Google up Raleigh/Durham and check on that. conwaycaine - 17 Jul 2008 23:25 GMT No, I'm not in the Research Triangle, being some two hundred miles to the Southwest of it. Further, I'm retired and enjoying every minute of it (except for the occasional bout of Sciatica).
>I mean you. > [quoted text clipped - 7 lines] >> I'm not sure. >> Google up Raleigh/Durham and check on that. Roger Conroy - 15 Jul 2008 19:07 GMT > Where did the natives go? > > DSH Mostly dead - from the Paleface's diseases and military superiority.
>>>> Yes... >>>> [quoted text clipped - 6 lines] >> Native Charlotteans are hard to come by. >> Which means that Charlotte is now an amalgam rather than Old South. conwaycaine - 15 Jul 2008 03:16 GMT > Yes... > > What's the lifestyle of Charlotte, as differentiated from that of Raleigh, > Durham and Chapel Hill? Charlotte is more of a banker/business town. The other group is more university oriented. (Dare I say a bit more intellectually snobbish?) Both areas are quite nice.
D. Spencer Hines - 15 Jul 2008 04:04 GMT Thanks.
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>> Yes... >> [quoted text clipped - 5 lines] > (Dare I say a bit more intellectually snobbish?) > Both areas are quite nice. conwaycaine - 15 Jul 2008 14:16 GMT But neither holds a candle to Hawaii, you lucky dog!!
> Thanks. > [quoted text clipped - 9 lines] >> (Dare I say a bit more intellectually snobbish?) >> Both areas are quite nice. Adam Whyte-Settlar - 12 Jul 2008 11:31 GMT > One wreck and the entire pack went down. Yes - it's a great spectator sport.
Happens quite a lot in Le Tour too. Usualy near the back of the main group so no-one really cares that much but, occasionaly, it takes out one of the favourites who was slack enough to be in danger zone at the wrong time.
I saw a brilliant piece of cycling theatre a couple of weeks back. I can't remember who it was or what the race was but on a really fast descent on a bendy cliffside forest tarmac road one rider - directly in front of the TV motorbike - lost control at high speed, bike hit the barrier and rider went hurtling - with truly spectacular grace - over the edge at about 45 miles per hour. The camera bike screeched to a halt right where he was last sighted and (I swear) you could hear the guy crashing over and over through the branches and leaves of the trees and understory below. Eventualy the noise stopped and - while the camera crew frantically debated what to do - the biker eventualy reappeared, clambered up from the jungle below and lifted most of his bike back over the metal crash barrier. Nothing daunted he then gets back on his bike and pedals off. A bit unsteady at first to be sure but SFAIR he was in the winning group.
Its tough at the top.
conwaycaine - 12 Jul 2008 16:12 GMT >> One wreck and the entire pack went down. > > Yes - it's a great spectator sport. **************************
Tis true. The sight of all those skinny spandexed legs kicking frantically in the air as they plunged off a 500 foot cliff was something to behold. We talked about that one for years.
> Happens quite a lot in Le Tour too. Usualy near the back of the main group > so no-one really cares that much but, occasionaly, it takes out one of the [quoted text clipped - 15 lines] > > Its tough at the top. Bryn - 12 Jul 2008 18:42 GMT > >> One wreck and the entire pack went down. > [quoted text clipped - 27 lines] > > - Show quoted text - The good old days..
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And the validation word tonight is 'chacite!'
conwaycaine - 12 Jul 2008 20:26 GMT On 12 Jul, 16:12, "conwaycaine" <conwayca...@bellsouth.net> wrote:
> "Adam Whyte-Settlar" <ador@ble> wrote in message > [quoted text clipped - 37 lines] > > - Show quoted text - The good old days..
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And the validation word tonight is 'chacite!'
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D. Spencer Hines - 12 Jul 2008 20:55 GMT Or Scottish Kings who were flung off horseback and over cliffs -- as was Alexander III.
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> Reminds a true Scot of days gone by when they used to fling *nglishmen off > Scottish cliffs. Bryn - 12 Jul 2008 21:52 GMT > Or Scottish Kings who were flung off horseback and over cliffs -- as was > Alexander III. [quoted text clipped - 6 lines] > > - Show quoted text - The Queen Mother did it!
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conwaycaine - 13 Jul 2008 22:04 GMT > Or Scottish Kings who were flung off horseback and over cliffs -- as was > Alexander III. [quoted text clipped - 11 lines] > > - Show quoted text - The Queen Mother did it!
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Precedence is everything over there.............. (Which Queen Mum?)
The Highlander - 12 Jul 2008 20:04 GMT > "Adam Whyte-Settlar" <ador@ble> wrote in message
> Tis true. The sight of all those skinny spandexed legs kicking frantically > in the air as they plunged off a 500 foot cliff was something to behold. > We talked about that one for years. That I would like to have seen. They ride in little packs around here, swishing past the hoi polloi like me, noses and spandexed behinds in the air, stopping for no one. They reek of SUVs and GPS systems and are probably all computer programmers with girlfriends whose sole function is to dart in and out of Starbucks for fresh coffee.
Recently I created an advertising campaign for one who works as a real estate agent, and as he had nothing new to say to differentiate him from the hordes of his fellow realtors, all making the same claims of expertise, I decided to focus on his cycling and his success as a sprint cyclist. To my stunned amazement, the public loved it and he is now wallowing in new business. I can't begin to tell you how much that annoyed me! At least he had the decency to pay my meagre bill after some prompting...
I also did some work for a California paint company which had won the painting contracts for the Beijing Olympics. They were delighted with the campaign and added a bonus to my bill, along with a note from El Presidente, saying how pleased they were. Not a cyclist in sight...
And to bring everything back down to reality, a realtor asked me to write a book for him about making millions from real estate in a falling market. He decided not to use my services after reading my detailed quote for the job; saying he was a bit short on cash and would have to think things over... I can't begin to imagine how bad the book's advice must be if the expert can't even raise the money to pay what was a very reasonable bill... When I told the printer that the deal was off and why, he exploded with laughter. He won't be buying the book either if it ever gets into print...
conwaycaine - 13 Jul 2008 17:59 GMT On Jul 12, 8:12 am, "conwaycaine" <conwayca...@bellsouth.net> wrote:
> "Adam Whyte-Settlar" <ador@ble> wrote in message
> Tis true. The sight of all those skinny spandexed legs kicking frantically > in the air as they plunged off a 500 foot cliff was something to behold. > We talked about that one for years. I agree. The stentch of Yuppyism abounds around those guys. *****************
That I would like to have seen. They ride in little packs around here, swishing past the hoi polloi like me, noses and spandexed behinds in the air, stopping for no one. They reek of SUVs and GPS systems and are probably all computer programmers with girlfriends whose sole function is to dart in and out of Starbucks for fresh coffee.
Recently I created an advertising campaign for one who works as a real estate agent, and as he had nothing new to say to differentiate him from the hordes of his fellow realtors, all making the same claims of expertise, I decided to focus on his cycling and his success as a sprint cyclist. To my stunned amazement, the public loved it and he is now wallowing in new business. I can't begin to tell you how much that annoyed me! At least he had the decency to pay my meagre bill after some prompting...
I also did some work for a California paint company which had won the painting contracts for the Beijing Olympics. They were delighted with the campaign and added a bonus to my bill, along with a note from El Presidente, saying how pleased they were. Not a cyclist in sight...
And to bring everything back down to reality, a realtor asked me to write a book for him about making millions from real estate in a falling market. He decided not to use my services after reading my detailed quote for the job; saying he was a bit short on cash and would have to think things over... I can't begin to imagine how bad the book's advice must be if the expert can't even raise the money to pay what was a very reasonable bill... When I told the printer that the deal was off and why, he exploded with laughter. He won't be buying the book either if it ever gets into print...
Bryn - 13 Jul 2008 19:32 GMT > On Jul 12, 8:12 am, "conwaycaine" <conwayca...@bellsouth.net> wrote: > [quoted text clipped - 35 lines] > the deal was off and why, he exploded with laughter. He won't be > buying the book either if it ever gets into print... Pray tell... What is the difference between a real estate agent and another kind? Lately none of ours have seemed very real, sort of ghostly and translucent....
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Andrew Chaplin - 13 Jul 2008 20:40 GMT QUOTE On 13 Jul, 17:59, "conwaycaine" <conwayca...@bellsouth.net> wrote:
> "The Highlander" <mich...@shaw.ca> wrote in message > [quoted text clipped - 37 lines] > the deal was off and why, he exploded with laughter. He won't be > buying the book either if it ever gets into print... Pray tell... What is the difference between a real estate agent and another kind? Lately none of ours have seemed very real, sort of ghostly and translucent.... UNQUOTE
When choosing among realtors, look for connections and a work ethic. If they haven't got 'em both, they're not much use.
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Bryn - 10 Jul 2008 14:08 GMT > On 8 Jul, 13:31, "William Black" <william.bl...@hotmail.co.uk> wrote: > [quoted text clipped - 11 lines] > > The Tour de France is on. My previous response....
Oh hell you know what I mean't...
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Bryn - 10 Jul 2008 14:10 GMT > On 8 Jul, 13:31, "William Black" <william.bl...@hotmail.co.uk> wrote: > [quoted text clipped - 11 lines] > > The Tour de France is on. Something odd just happened...
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Cory Bhreckan - 10 Jul 2008 14:12 GMT >> On 8 Jul, 13:31, "William Black" <william.bl...@hotmail.co.uk> wrote: >> [quoted text clipped - 8 lines] > > Bryn Dew tell.
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Adam Whyte-Settlar - 10 Jul 2008 16:18 GMT >>> On 8 Jul, 13:31, "William Black" <william.bl...@hotmail.co.uk> wrote: >>> [quoted text clipped - 10 lines] > > Dew tell. What the **** is he rambling on about? He seems to think I should understand. That's a bit scary.
Cory Bhreckan - 10 Jul 2008 19:50 GMT >>>> On 8 Jul, 13:31, "William Black" <william.bl...@hotmail.co.uk> wrote: >>>> [quoted text clipped - 12 lines] > He seems to think I should understand. > That's a bit scary. Shhh, I'm humouring him.
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Bryn - 10 Jul 2008 22:10 GMT On 10 Jul, 14:12, Cory Bhreckan <coryvrec...@nospam.verizon.net> wrote:
> >> "Bryn" <brianlovett...@googlemail.com> wrote in message > [quoted text clipped - 19 lines] > > - Show quoted text - Time lag...
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Bryn - 11 Jul 2008 22:18 GMT On 10 Jul, 14:12, Cory Bhreckan <coryvrec...@nospam.verizon.net> wrote:
> >> "Bryn" <brianlovett...@googlemail.com> wrote in message > [quoted text clipped - 19 lines] > > - Show quoted text - Sodding time lag!
I f**king hate Google!
Keeps sticking things in the wrong places....
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Cory Bhreckan - 11 Jul 2008 23:54 GMT > On 10 Jul, 14:12, Cory Bhreckan <coryvrec...@nospam.verizon.net> > wrote: [quoted text clipped - 21 lines] > > Bryn There are alternatives.
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Adam Whyte-Settlar - 12 Jul 2008 11:32 GMT >> On 10 Jul, 14:12, Cory Bhreckan <coryvrec...@nospam.verizon.net> >> wrote: [quoted text clipped - 24 lines] > > There are alternatives. He could stop posting?
Cory Bhreckan - 12 Jul 2008 23:45 GMT >>> On 10 Jul, 14:12, Cory Bhreckan <coryvrec...@nospam.verizon.net> >>> wrote: [quoted text clipped - 24 lines] > > He could stop posting? That's one alternative. A catastrophic comet strike would be another one, as would a nukyular war.
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ebe - 08 Jul 2008 02:23 GMT > <snip>>It is interesting now in the US, those in the lowest 20% spend about > >15-20% of their income on food. It is not for snacks, it is for basic [quoted text clipped - 33 lines] > "Everything in excess! To enjoy the flavor of life, take big bites. > Moderation is for monks." Hi,
It is interesting how you wish this reply of your to be removed in six days. Interesting. Very Interesting.
Raymond O'Hara - 08 Jul 2008 02:48 GMT >> <snip>>It is interesting now in the US, those in the lowest 20% spend >> about [quoted text clipped - 39 lines] > It is interesting how you wish this reply of your to be removed in six > days. Interesting. Very Interesting. as long as someone replies the post will live forever in googles archives. i deal with a poster who does the same thing, so even if i don't reply i click reply to save his stuff.
Zombywoof - 08 Jul 2008 04:44 GMT >>> <snip>>It is interesting now in the US, those in the lowest 20% spend >>> about [quoted text clipped - 43 lines] >i deal with a poster who does the same thing, so even if i don't reply i >click reply to save his stuff. All depends on how the server handles X-Header commands. Some recognize them, others do not. In case you aren't aware there is also a X-Header command to stop follow-up posts from being Archived as well.
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Zombywoof - 08 Jul 2008 04:42 GMT >> <snip>>It is interesting now in the US, those in the lowest 20% spend about >> >15-20% of their income on food. It is not for snacks, it is for basic [quoted text clipped - 38 lines] >It is interesting how you wish this reply of your to be removed in six >days. Interesting. Very Interesting. What you find it interesting that I don't want somebody else making money off my scribbling's? They are mine and I can put an expiration date on them if I so desire. Look up US Copyright law.
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