Pogue Larry Swain, [how appropriately named] is a young, still
wet-behind-the-ears, graduate student in Mediaeval History at No-Name
University, where he is desperately trying to cadge a Ph.D. from the totally
undistinguished faculty, by writing a micro-mini-boutique dissertation on an
obscure subject...
So he can become an obscure professor.
He is so pig-ignorant and cunniculan-pygan that he has not even learned to
form proper English plurals from Greek Words ending in _ON_.
Here is a starter lesson for Pogue Swain and other little pogues and
poguettes who are lesser breeds without the law.
Any graduate student in either the Humanities or Sciences should know this
material -- indeed should have learned it as an undergraduate.
Fowler Is Your Friend.
Say & Write:
CRITERION, CRITERIA
NOUMENON, NOUMENA
ORGANON, ORGANA
OXYMORON, OXYMORA
PHENOMENON, PHENOMENA
BUT:
ELECTRON, ELECTRONS
LEXICON, LEXICONS
NEUTRON, NEUTRONS
PROTON, PROTONS
SKELETON, SKELETONS
ANION, ANIONS
ARCHON, ARCHONS
CANON, CANONS
COTYLEDON, COTYLEDONS
CYCLOTRON, CYCLOTRONS
DEMON, DEMONS
MASTODON, MASTODONS
NYLON, NYLONS
PYLON, PYLONS
SIPHON, SIPHONS
TENON, TENONS
Here Endeth The Lesson...
Additional Study Is Left As An Exercise For The Reader...
John 5:14
Matthew 7:6

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Singanas@Texasgulfcoast - 27 Jul 2008 08:25 GMT
> Pogue Larry Swain, [how appropriately named] is a young, still
> wet-behind-the-ears, graduate student in Mediaeval History at No-Name
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> Vires et Honor
> Veni, Vidi, Calcitravi Asinum
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Commodore Spencer Hines:
You leave us speechless with your knowledge of Greek
and of orthography.
Cheers, David H
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
D. Spencer Hines - 27 Jul 2008 08:45 GMT
Fowler Is Your Friend.

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>> Pogue Larry Swain, [how appropriately named] is a young, still
>> wet-behind-the-ears, graduate student in Mediaeval History at No-Name
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> Cheers, David H
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Larry Swain - 27 Jul 2008 08:26 GMT
> Pogue Larry Swain, [how appropriately named] is a young,
Really? How little you know me, David.
still
> wet-behind-the-ears,
No, dried them this morning.
graduate student in Mediaeval History at No-Name
> University,
Wow, even spying on someone you can't get it right. And the university
has a name.
where he is desperately trying to cadge a Ph.D. from the totally
> undistinguished faculty,
Really? Huh, cause the 2 heads of my committee are very well known in
their fields.
by writing a micro-mini-boutique dissertation on an
> obscure subject...
Writing on the most prolific author of Anglo-Saxon period is obscure?
Huh...that's like saying using common Latin tag lines in posts is
obscure. Not sure what a "micor-mini-boutique dissertation" is, but
mine is over 400 pages long, deals with reading Old English and
Anglo-Latin manuscripts, and have already a book deal with one of the
toughest places to get a book deal with. What have you got Hinesy?
Your dick out on your keyboard looking at some poor black girl having
sex for money with a desperate white guy like yourself?
> So he can become an obscure professor.
Better than being a failure and bugging people on Usenet.
> He is so pig-ignorant and cunniculan-pygan that he has not even learned to
> form proper English plurals from Greek Words ending in _ON_.
Except that were it a Greek word (it never occurs in Greek manuscripts),
it would be an ADJECTIVE of the 2nd Declension, in -os, -a -on. In
point of fact, it is a post classical Latin word made up of elements of
GREEK and appears in Latin texts as oxymorus, oxyomora, oxymorum and
taken into English in the 17th century where the first plural form is:
yes...wait for it now, 1677, with OXYMORONS! ALL ENGLISH dictionaries
give "OXYMORONS" as the most common and acceptable plural form. Want to
try and pretend to know Greek now like you pretend to know Latin....hey
btw, still waiting for an answer to my Latin message.....need some help
understanding it?
> Here is a starter lesson for Pogue Swain and other little pogues and
> poguettes who are lesser breeds without the law.
>
> Any graduate student in either the Humanities or Sciences should know this
> material -- indeed should have learned it as an undergraduate.
Indeed you should have, but alas your ignorance shows consistently.
> Fowler Is Your Friend.
Which Fowler might you be referring to? William Chauncey Fowler? H. W.
Fowler, both of them referring to British English?
> Say & Write:
The Cambridge Guide to English Usage, a bit newer than ol' Fowler
(whichever Fowler we wish to follow) [2004] states: Like other Greek
loanwords ending in -on, oxymoron has a plural in oxymora (see -on)
as well as an English oxymorons.
Matthew 11:23
D. Spencer Hines - 27 Jul 2008 08:44 GMT
Then, of course we have:
PROLEGOMENON, PROLEGOMENA

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