History Forum / General / General Topics / June 2004

This epistle is from me, Apostle of God to the reprobates and sinners
and insane in the communities of the atheists.
Greetings and warnings as the dreadful days draw nearer and nearer.

I am astonished that you are so quickly deserting the truth brought
by Jesus The Christ/Messiah to turn to myths made up by Darwin according
to humans traditions.
Not that there is another truth besides Jesus, but there are some people
trying hard to throw you into confusion and pervert the eternal
truth about Christ.

As we have already said, I am repeating it now:
If anyone preached evolution, let him be eternally cursed!
Am I trying to win the approval of Darwin?
or of GOD? or am I trying to please men?
If I were still trying to please men, I would not
be a servant of God.

Now, you reprobates, I want you to know that Jesus Christ our Lord
never evolved from monkey nor gorilla nor hyena, therefore no human being
will ever evolve from anything be it monkey or ape or fish as it is written:
the Lord breathed into the first man's nostrils the breath of life,
and the man became a living being. What part of this did you miss?

Brothers, you have also heard of my previous way of life
in atheism, how I intensely persecuted the believers.
In atheism, I pursued a life of pleasure and hedonism as I go around
to chase women and entice them into bed.
Like any other atheist I was drunkard, arrogant, ungodly
evil spirited and envious. I was really bad.

But when the one who set me a part from birth called me by His grace
to preach His Messiah to the children of Israel, I panicked
and said, ouch! do you really think that I am able to do this job?
We are talking about Israel? Right
We are talking about the stubborn nation? Right?
We are talking about the troublemakers? Right?
We are talking about those time wasters? Right?
I said, Lord, nowadays Israel got machine guns
I also heard that they are in business to
exterminate the Arabs and are constantly plotting to
poison their water bed; I fear that they might get me as well.

But the Mighty one said, my grace is sufficient.
I said , really?
Then If so O Lord just gives me some times that I may go
and kiss my wife and impregnate her because she wants a baby.
But He reminded me: "He who puts his hands to the plow and look
back is not fit for the service."
So I run off quickly and ended up in Massachusetts area.
But Boston was cold like hell, so I yelled:" Is this Boston
Or hell?"
But echo answered, "pre-hell-hell-hell-hell.
Then I said, thanks God I am not an atheist.
some times later I wandered off to Virginia vicinity then came to
Nineveh. But when I heard from the angels of the Lord that the
Twin Towers will be taken down by the circumcised,
I said, where is Giuliani? I need to speak to the Mayor. But they
Threw me out

So I went back to Atlanta, but I see none of the evolutionists.
except Judah, the brother of your Lord Darwin.
Others had just learnt that the one who once promoted unbelief is
now a kind of Jesus' freak, and they cursed me out. Despite their cursing
I did not want to mention Darwin's name.
You know why?
Because I really think that Darwin had a demon and was addicted
to cocaine. In addition to all these things, he had a brain disease called
SNOBIPHILIA-Ok,I made that one up-

Nevertheless, in writing these things, you know I am not lying.
Now, you, who want to become gorillas, don't you listen to what the gorillas
and apes and chimps and all of them say; for they say that they were
created by God almighty to whom they are thankful. They don't even know
what Darwin is fussing about.
How come some of you turn to Darwin for your origin?
Are you that f.cked up that even the monkeys know better than you?
O foolish atheists, who bewitched you?
A little leaven leaventh the whole lump.

I would like to learn just one think from you:
Will you go to heaven by following Darwin or by trusting in Messiah/Christ?
Those evolutionists are zealous to win you over, but for no good.
What they want is to alienate you from Christ/Messiah so that you may
be zealous for the devil.

My little monkeys, for whom I am again in pain of childbirth until
Christ's love is formed in you, how I wish I could be with you
now and change my tone because I am perplexed about you.
I fed you with the best bananas in the world....

Listen this, son of monkeys, If I ever preach evolution again don't hesitate
to cut my legs off. In fact I will never have anything to do
with evolution.

See what large crypts I use as I write to you with my own teeth.
Finally, let no one deceive you as it is in human tradition about
Evolution; for you were all created by God Almighty so renew your mind
and become a new creature.

Now to whom who created everything and is able to give you
a renewed mind and dispel the demoniac
spirit, according to the revelation of the mystery hidden for
long ages, but now revealed and made known through the prophetic
writings by the command of the eternal God, ready to cut off Darwin's
head and throw him in eternal pain, so that all nations might believe
and obey Him, to the only wise God be glory forever and ever through
Jesus the Christ/Messiah. Amen.
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Ah, What is Israel that you waste time with them? And the children of Jacob
That you don't change them into Darwin's monkeys